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mellon deprivation

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time
I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.
by bullet88 August 4, 2010
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anal society

Individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family's life. Nothing can occur in the family inviroment unless it is approved by the Inspector Senior (usually the patriarch). Nothing even remotely minor or benige can start without prior approval, and those who do will be chastized severely. There is always one specific method that any work can be done, weather it is sweeping the floor, or washing a car, and unless you adhere to the Inspector Seniors instructions, you are in trouble. These people are members of the Anal Society. They are most often accountants and architects.
The day after we moved in our new house, my mother and I began hanging pictures on the walls, and when my father got home from the hardware store he made us take them all down. He then made us take graft paper and plot all locations using a protractor and then we had to use anchor screws even though we had sheetrock walls and nothing weighed more than ten pounds. Dad is president of the Anal Society.
by bullet88 May 26, 2009
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double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks
when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute
by bullet88 October 10, 2008
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cracker nation

Mostly in rural Georgia, the panhandle of Florida, Lower Alabama, southwest South Carolina and parts of Tennessee, the Cracker Nation cosists of white blue collar and farm workers who's lack of intelligance and education is matched with their fierce loyalty to lost causes and extremley rightwing views that are against their best intrests. For a long time they were identified with members of the KKK, and bufoons like the brother of the 39th president. Often arrested for petty crimes like public urination after finishing a twelve-pack of cheep swill and are unable to make it to the rest room of the 7-11, which resembles a scene from Dante's Inferno. Their most identifing physical features are goiters and back haircuts.
True to form, the members of the Cracker Nation voted universally for the losing side of the 2008 presidential election.
by bullet88 August 2, 2009
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raffi syndrome

A friend, associate or colleauge that plays one particular or a small number of popular songs repetitively to the point of distraction.
Wes got the new Kings of Leon CD and he plays it right next to me in my cube over and over again. He has played the damn thing four or more times every day for the last two months like an eight year old with a new Raffi DVD. I used to like it, but I hope I never hear it again. He really has the Raffi Syndrome.
by bullet88 April 9, 2009
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public ruckus

When the local idiots met to discuss healthcare options and began shouting down the speaker it became nothing but a public ruckus.
by bullet88 August 19, 2009
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woolly gimp

Social misfit incapable of meaningful interaction with other members of the same species. Mostly males with no physical skills, limited intellectual ability and lacking any tact or empathy.
Wesley lived in his mothers spare bedroom and had aluminum foil blocking the windows. He graduated from a small junior college but never had friends, a job and had not spoken to a female since grade school. Living off Mom's SS disability check, he hasn't bathed or shaved in months, his diet consists only of junk food and high sugar and caffeine drinks and being hairy and obese resembled a mammoth. Like a vampire he was pasty white and avoided contact with the sun. He was a classic Woolly Gimp.
by bullet88 June 11, 2009
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