bullet88's definitions

raffi syndrome

A friend, associate or colleauge that plays one particular or a small number of popular songs repetitively to the point of distraction.

Wes got the new Kings of Leon CD and he plays it right next to me in my cube over and over again. He has played the damn thing four or more times every day for the last two months like an eight year old with a new Raffi DVD. I used to like it, but I hope I never hear it again. He really has the Raffi Syndrome.

by bullet88 April 9, 2009

transmitter

a person that talks constantly without saying anything. This person does not have conversations with others, and is not at all concerned about anyone elses situation, they are only interested in hearing there own voice.

Our sister Carol came over today and talked nonstop, never asked a question, interupted us everytime we attempted to talked, and changed the subject to herself anytime someone else tried to speak. She is nothing but a transmitter

by bullet88 April 1, 2009

table grade

a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table

When I first saw David's mother I new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.

by bullet88 March 11, 2009

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

nigger breifcase

large portable radio/tape/cd player favored by urban entertainers.

Tyrone carried his nigger breifcase on his shoulder wherever he went, to breakdance, jam on the skreet, or party wif some Colt 45 at the park. It was his prized pocession.

by bullet88 October 16, 2008

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008

mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 August 21, 2008