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bull fruit

When I saw Matthew coming out of Troopers, the gay bar, draging an effete young thing on Friday, and then saw him hustling Melisa on Saturday night, pinning her in between the pinball machines, I knew the rumours of Matthew being a bull fruit, willing to screw anything, where true
by bullet88 July 18, 2009
mugGet the bull fruitmug.

Better Grade Of Bum

Better Grade Of Bum or BGOB, denotes the level of street people in different areas of the country
The street people of the urban east coast are for the most part marginally uneducated with limited social skills and couldn't hold a job in the best of times. As you get into the West and the coastal areas you find a better grade of bum. It is not to say that they are any less lazy, the just have adapted better to their environment. The urban outdoorsman in nicer areas are no less crazy, the just cope better.
by bullet88 November 4, 2010
mugGet the Better Grade Of Bummug.

mellon deprivation

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time
I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.
by bullet88 August 4, 2010
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anal society

Individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family's life. Nothing can occur in the family inviroment unless it is approved by the Inspector Senior (usually the patriarch). Nothing even remotely minor or benige can start without prior approval, and those who do will be chastized severely. There is always one specific method that any work can be done, weather it is sweeping the floor, or washing a car, and unless you adhere to the Inspector Seniors instructions, you are in trouble. These people are members of the Anal Society. They are most often accountants and architects.
The day after we moved in our new house, my mother and I began hanging pictures on the walls, and when my father got home from the hardware store he made us take them all down. He then made us take graft paper and plot all locations using a protractor and then we had to use anchor screws even though we had sheetrock walls and nothing weighed more than ten pounds. Dad is president of the Anal Society.
by bullet88 May 26, 2009
mugGet the anal societymug.

transmitter

a person that talks constantly without saying anything. This person does not have conversations with others, and is not at all concerned about anyone elses situation, they are only interested in hearing there own voice.
Our sister Carol came over today and talked nonstop, never asked a question, interupted us everytime we attempted to talked, and changed the subject to herself anytime someone else tried to speak. She is nothing but a transmitter
by bullet88 April 1, 2009
mugGet the transmittermug.

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks
when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute
by bullet88 October 10, 2008
mugGet the double ham salutemug.

horn ettiquette

although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.
An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to break horn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.
by bullet88 September 5, 2009
mugGet the horn ettiquettemug.

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