When I took of Beth's panties last night looking for a landing strip, I discovered she had taken the pubic option. It was way too overgrown.
by bullet88 August 19, 2009
It's key to have some spare meat when your wife or girlfriend is on the rag or having one of her psychotic eposides
by bullet88 September 05, 2009
Tyrone carried his nigger breifcase on his shoulder wherever he went, to breakdance, jam on the skreet, or party wif some Colt 45 at the park. It was his prized pocession.
by bullet88 October 16, 2008
Bane capitalism is the process of clever financial operators aquiring under performing companies, guttting them, selling off the profitable components and shutting down the ones that are not, resulting in maximizing shareholders return, causing layoffs for thousands of middle class citizens, therefore spreaing much misery throught the country. See the 1991 film, Other Peoples Money.
One 2012 GOP presidental candidate made his fortune and notoriety by employing the method of bane capitalism
by bullet88 January 17, 2012
although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.
An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to break horn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.
by bullet88 September 05, 2009
When the local idiots met to discuss healthcare options and began shouting down the speaker it became nothing but a public ruckus.
by bullet88 August 19, 2009
Social misfit incapable of meaningful interaction with other members of the same species. Mostly males with no physical skills, limited intellectual ability and lacking any tact or empathy.
Wesley lived in his mothers spare bedroom and had aluminum foil blocking the windows. He graduated from a small junior college but never had friends, a job and had not spoken to a female since grade school. Living off Mom's SS disability check, he hasn't bathed or shaved in months, his diet consists only of junk food and high sugar and caffeine drinks and being hairy and obese resembled a mammoth. Like a vampire he was pasty white and avoided contact with the sun. He was a classic Woolly Gimp.
by bullet88 June 11, 2009