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Definitions by bukkake the porno clown

drain baby 

A drain baby is the sperm going down the drain after a man masturbates in the shower.
Jared made a drain baby while jerkin his gherkin in the shower.
Another term used for a person who is cross eyed or has a disturbing lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other is looking at the wall, hence the term walleye.
Clarence was looking at Mark but his walleye was looking out the window at the lake that he wanted to fish in.
walleye by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007
def 1) A product that is sub standard and is usually of the poorest quality or considered low rent.

def 2) Something being just plain stupid, idiotic or wrong.
1.)Larry was wearing the jenky shoes he bought at the thrift shop.

2.)OJ trying to get back his memoribilia was the jenkiest idea he's had in a while.
jenky by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007
A bonky is a black person who acts overly white to fit into society, They usually speak with an extra white voice(a la Tony Gwynn or Bryant Gumbel)probably even whiter than most caucasions. They also usually only associate themselves with white people and white culture and are considered sellouts in the black community.
Robin Quivers has only white people at her parties, what a bonky.
bonky by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007

bluetooth douche 

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

howard stern 

Love him or hate him, Howard Stern is the juggernaut of modern day radio. Propaganda aside numbers are the true test of his merit and that he is still very relevant after his move to Sirius. Before Stern 600,000 Sirius subscribers and at this time they are over 5,000,000 strong and closing in on XM who wasted money on Oprah with her 30 minutes a week on the air. I am sure not all the new subscribers are for Stern but a vast majority are and the buzz he created peeked the interest for the others. He may whine that people rip him off and he may have not have invented everything in morning radio he just perfected it.
Howard Stern brought over at least 2,000,000 subscribers to Sirius, Opie and Anthony brought thousands of listeners to XM.

fatty paige

A Fatty Paige is a girl who is usually at least 30 lbs or more overweight who thinks she is a sex object. She wears half shirts, low cut jeans, bikini tops with short shorts, fishnet stockings, belly rings and other things of that nature. They are usually tattooed heavily but not always and they are obsessed with Betty Paige for some reason, hence the name Fatty Paige.
Look at the gunt on that Fatty Paige.