An incredibly lame ass hickey where the sender omits important information, such as names, or doesn't spell check the message before sending it. This is such a lame attempt that the "latching on" step of the ass hickey is completely missed, and the recipient only gets licked. While the recipient(s) still feel violated, as they do when receiving a mass hickey, they walk away from the lickey un-marked, but feeling somewhat damp.
Hey Svetlana, did you see Mango's most recent lickey? He totally forgot the last name of a couple of people, and just left a series of dots where their last names should be. I still feel totally spammed by him, but I only have a damp spot where his regular hickeys and swelties would normally be.
by btedstrom August 07, 2007
Get the Lickey mug.It's always fun going to Starbucks with Manuel when he orders his Venti Carmel Machiatto. It's such a prissy priss drink.
by BTedstrom November 09, 2006
Get the prissy priss mug.Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.
Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!
by BTedstrom November 09, 2006
Get the mini murse mug.A top-down, mass distributed ass hickey, from a company's C-suite, to publicly praise or acknowledge one or more people. While not as fluffy as a typical mass hickey from the trenches up to the C-suite, it remains an effective, but potentially uncomfortable motivational tool. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a chickey often includes a blatant reference to the chicky to warn those who might attempt to ridicule the sender. As with a mass hickey, a chickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.
Oh my gosh Mango, did you see Antonio's chickey? It was quite well crafted and articulate, but did you get the drift that we shouldn't comment? OUCH! If I were you, I'd step up my game as you clearly have competition.
by btedstrom January 01, 2008
Get the chickey mug.The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.
OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".
by btedstrom March 02, 2009
Get the Cruddle mug."Wrong Initial Reaction". When someone looks good from far away, and the closer he or she gets, the more hideous he or she gets.
by btedstrom December 23, 2006
Get the WIR mug.A mass distributed ass hickey, to publicly praise one or more people. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a mass hickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.
Mango is the king of mass hickeys. That last email he sent out praising Lulu was copied to the entire company. I'm happy for Lulu, but I feel like I just got a major mass hickey.
by BTedstrom May 20, 2007
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