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An incredibly lame ass hickey where the sender omits important information, such as names, or doesn't spell check the message before sending it. This is such a lame attempt that the "latching on" step of the ass hickey is completely missed, and the recipient only gets licked. While the recipient(s) still feel violated, as they do when receiving a mass hickey, they walk away from the lickey un-marked, but feeling somewhat damp.
Hey Svetlana, did you see Mango's most recent lickey? He totally forgot the last name of a couple of people, and just left a series of dots where their last names should be. I still feel totally spammed by him, but I only have a damp spot where his regular hickeys and swelties would normally be.
Lickey by btedstrom August 7, 2007
When you grind down a rail on your tongue.
"Wow man, look at that gy, he's been pullin' off fully sick ass lickeys all day"

"Word"
lickey by Mr. Bog January 20, 2005

Lickey lickey 

Licking someone anywhere one the body. Most commonly on the Genitalia. Giving someone a "lickey lickey" is not an act of pleasuring someone it is simply for someone else's enjoyment. This act has been in countless debates if this is true or not. While people who think it is not a sexual act still acknowledge that giving it to a family member is still considered incest. Also it could ruin a friendship if giving a friend a lickey lickey. There have been cases of LLTD or just LTD (Lickey lickey transmitted diseases and licked transmitted diseases. This is not to be confused with the band LTD).
Person A:"I went down stairs to get a glass of water yesterdy and I think I heard my dad give my mom a "lickey lickey.".
Person B:"So, where was this if it was anywhere else then her vaginia then its not sexual.".
Pereson A:"How is that not sexual he licked her! giving someone a lickey lickey is very sexual!".
Person B:"Listen the people who first used the words 'Lickey lickey' said...".

lickey chewy

Lickey-chewy is a militarism used by dudes in the sandbox for a gigantic shipment of Gatorade shakes, Met-RX bars, and candy that came in large shipping containers. It was a shipment of sugary goodness and testosterone eliciting protein used to increase morale among forward deployed forces. The shipments were usually directed for special operations teams and related Other Governmental Agency (OGA) personnel and often created a rift between traditional military units and special operations.
Bruh, I hear we're getting a lickey chewy shipment in tonight; let's hit that sh** before the Delta boys get there.

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Joe: Stan, I'm depressed from smelling donkey-sh** and burning jingle trucks all day; it's hot af and my girl is probably banging Jody at this very moment back home.

Stan: Hear ya brother, thankfully we have lickey chewy coming in tonight. I'm going to take a Snickers and Rip It back to my bunk along with a picture of your girl Jody sent me!
lickey chewy by Lawyering Sucks April 2, 2020

Malt Lickey 

A small Texas town outside of west Pflugerville City, TX. Most known for the world famous "Linky Burger" created by Mr.Stinky Coup. The Town consists of only 4 roads, and is not on most maps, but is a very important social area of the residents of the area.
Next to Pflugerville City, is a small town called Malt Lickey

Salt Lake Lickey 

The act of oral sex through a mormon glory hole. Usually performed through the hole in a sheet, to prevent body contact and resulting impure thoughts.
Not wanting to remove his own magic underwear, he instead gave her a Salt Lake Lickey.
Salt Lake Lickey by diaphanous December 27, 2008
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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