An individual who cremes at the thought of noodles, rubix cubes and children. They can also be found hugging book shelves and squinting when it is not even sunny outside.
by rapicot December 12, 2012
This is when you go to youtube after watching Daniel Tosh's stand-up comedy where he mentions it. This if clicked on the link will crash your computer...
Andrew: hey alec i crashed my computer the other day...
Alec: how'd you do that man?
Andrew: Asian ass porn..
Alec: God damn-it!
Alec: how'd you do that man?
Andrew: Asian ass porn..
Alec: God damn-it!
by "Bailey" August 9, 2009
Asian fart porn uh uh uh 💨
by Ifujustgotdonereedindisurlafin April 2, 2018
"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.
Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"
Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"
Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"
Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"
Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"
by JTizzo May 24, 2011