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Get the BFiss mug.white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.
Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base
Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
by bruno June 23, 2004
Get the shmelp mug.used by the singer of marcy playground randomly in just about every song, typically placed as a strange yet effective transitition between verse and chorus (or vice versa) between a verse and chorus.
Long long ago in China I'm told
To England was traded some tea
And so sealed the fate
In pieces of eight
All England and all of the world
Yeah.
To England was traded some tea
And so sealed the fate
In pieces of eight
All England and all of the world
Yeah.
by bruno June 23, 2004
Get the yeah mug.01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?
02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.
03. Brand of high quality work boots.
02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.
03. Brand of high quality work boots.
01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.
02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."
03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."
03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the Red Wings mug.The Venus Butterfly is a MANUAL sex act performed on a female. If you can get ORAL squeezed in there, too, then you are either magic or fucking Plasticman. First thing, the Venus Butterfly requires plenty of lube. Place splayed hands together and approach the vaginal area. Index fingers will surround the clitoris. Third and fourth fingers will enter the vaginal canal. Pinkies will either slide in the anus or fold out of the way (depending on your female's preference.) Gently open and close your hands. This will force your hands in and out of the orifices/ orifii? also appearing as a fluttering butterfly. It will take some practice to perfect, but you will be remembered and thanked upon achieving any measure of adeptness.
Although thought to be either simple g-spot stimulation, or oral sex, you must have the concentration and dexterity of a puppeteer to perform the Venus Butterfly.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the Venus Butterfly mug.Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the Plasticman mug.Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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