6 definitions by bruhbrbhur
useless shit given by teachers with countless pages to work, takes all of your fucking grade and only a fucking nanosecond to finish it , they say its to make u smarter, but its actually torture and waste of time, unless in the good old times, where homework was only given if the class wasn't behaving.
theres 20 students in this class...
Teacher: we have homework! page 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139 and 140!
Student: thats alot! how the ##&$@ you expect to everyone finish all of that!
Everyone execept the teacher: yea!
Teacher: what do you mean its only one page!
Everyone execept the teacher: "only one page" ahem, ITS LITERALLY 11 PAGES TO DO! ARE YOU **$#%&*#¨BLIND?
Teacher: if i was blind then how would i teach?
5 Students: this feels like prison! im switching schools!
other 5 students: yea same! i'd rather enjoy my days without school while my parents find another school!
1 student: have you heard about that one school in the netherlands?
all the students execept the one who said about the school in the netherlands: yea?
the student who said about the school in the netherlands: theres one school that doesnt give homework, tests and they become smarter than ever!
EVERY STUDENT ELSE: HOLY SHIT! sign me up in going in that school!
Teacher: Hey class! stop with the excessive swearing!
E V E R Y S T U D E N T I N T H E C L A S S: ratio + didn't ask + L + Hold this L + unfunny + the netherlands school better + annoying + im going to the netherlands + fuck you
Teacher: we have homework! page 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139 and 140!
Student: thats alot! how the ##&$@ you expect to everyone finish all of that!
Everyone execept the teacher: yea!
Teacher: what do you mean its only one page!
Everyone execept the teacher: "only one page" ahem, ITS LITERALLY 11 PAGES TO DO! ARE YOU **$#%&*#¨BLIND?
Teacher: if i was blind then how would i teach?
5 Students: this feels like prison! im switching schools!
other 5 students: yea same! i'd rather enjoy my days without school while my parents find another school!
1 student: have you heard about that one school in the netherlands?
all the students execept the one who said about the school in the netherlands: yea?
the student who said about the school in the netherlands: theres one school that doesnt give homework, tests and they become smarter than ever!
EVERY STUDENT ELSE: HOLY SHIT! sign me up in going in that school!
Teacher: Hey class! stop with the excessive swearing!
E V E R Y S T U D E N T I N T H E C L A S S: ratio + didn't ask + L + Hold this L + unfunny + the netherlands school better + annoying + im going to the netherlands + fuck you
by bruhbrbhur July 9, 2022
Rio Grande do Sul is a state in the southern region of brazil, 5th most populous state and 9th largest by area. Located in the southernmost part of the country, Rio Grande do Sul is bordered clockwise by Santa Catarina to the north and northeast, the Atlantic Ocean to the east, the Uruguayan departments of Rocha, Treinta y Tres, Cerro Largo, Rivera and Artigas to the south and southwest, and the Argentine provinces of Corrientes and Misiones to the west and northwest. The capital and largest city is Porto Alegre. The state has the highest life expectancy in Brazil, and the crime rate is relatively low compared to the Brazilian national average.5 Despite the high standard of living, unemployment is still high in the state, as of 2017.6 The state has 5.4% of the Brazilian population and it is responsible for 6.6% of the Brazilian GDP.
The state shares a gaucho culture with its neighbors Argentina and Uruguay. Before the arrival of Portuguese and Spanish settlers, it was inhabited mostly by the Guarani and Kaingang peoples (with smaller populations of Charrúa and Minuane). The first Europeans there were Jesuits, followed by settlers from the Azores. In the 19th century it was the scene of conflicts including the Ragamuffin War and the Paraguayan War. Large waves of German and Italian migration have shaped the state as well.
area (total): 281,707.149 km2 (108,767.738 sq mi)
population (2020): 11,422,973
population density: 41/km2 (110/sq mi) (13th)
The state shares a gaucho culture with its neighbors Argentina and Uruguay. Before the arrival of Portuguese and Spanish settlers, it was inhabited mostly by the Guarani and Kaingang peoples (with smaller populations of Charrúa and Minuane). The first Europeans there were Jesuits, followed by settlers from the Azores. In the 19th century it was the scene of conflicts including the Ragamuffin War and the Paraguayan War. Large waves of German and Italian migration have shaped the state as well.
area (total): 281,707.149 km2 (108,767.738 sq mi)
population (2020): 11,422,973
population density: 41/km2 (110/sq mi) (13th)
by bruhbrbhur July 7, 2022
(this is a natural disaster.)
Wildfires are fires that spread in forests. (or acres?)
Wildfires are caused by unattended campfires, the burning of the debris, equipment use and malfunctions, and intentional acts of ars0n. Lightning strikes could be the cause of it too.
note that wildfires can affect air quality.
(no sh!t but it looks like the end of the world)
Wildfires are fires that spread in forests. (or acres?)
Wildfires are caused by unattended campfires, the burning of the debris, equipment use and malfunctions, and intentional acts of ars0n. Lightning strikes could be the cause of it too.
note that wildfires can affect air quality.
(no sh!t but it looks like the end of the world)
Person 1: Look there's a wildfire!
Person 2: Oh sh!t the air quality is reducing!
Person 1: oh hell nah lets get out of here!
Person 2: Oh sh!t the air quality is reducing!
Person 1: oh hell nah lets get out of here!
by bruhbrbhur July 6, 2022
Severe Storms are a weather phenomena that can contain severe and damaging wind and wind gusts, hail (sometimes) and tornadoes.
what classifies a storm as "severe" is when wind gusts reaches of atleast 58mph and/or hail one inch diameter (about the size of a quarter) or larger and/or a tornado.
Severe Storms can cause alot of damage and power outages, tho they look like a hurricane hit your home country.
what classifies a storm as "severe" is when wind gusts reaches of atleast 58mph and/or hail one inch diameter (about the size of a quarter) or larger and/or a tornado.
Severe Storms can cause alot of damage and power outages, tho they look like a hurricane hit your home country.
Person 1: *Casually watching tv*
*a few seconds later*
TV: *EAS Alarm*
TV: *after eas alarm finished playing*
TV: Severe Storm detected in these areas: *the locations*
TV: if you live in any of these locations evacuate immeadieatly.
Person 1: Oh no i gotta evacuate!
meanwhile
Storm Chaser 1: woo! we got another storm!
Storm Chaser 2: time to get those views!
*a few seconds later*
TV: *EAS Alarm*
TV: *after eas alarm finished playing*
TV: Severe Storm detected in these areas: *the locations*
TV: if you live in any of these locations evacuate immeadieatly.
Person 1: Oh no i gotta evacuate!
meanwhile
Storm Chaser 1: woo! we got another storm!
Storm Chaser 2: time to get those views!
by bruhbrbhur July 6, 2022
portuguese people says brazil with s (brasil)
Brazil is the biggest country in the southern hemisphere and south american continent, ranking 5th largest country in the world.
the largest state is Amazonas, situated in the northwestern part of the country, ranking first largest state.
Sergipe is the smallest state, located on the southern coast of that country's northeastern bulge into the Atlantic Ocean, ranking first smallest state.
Alagoas is the most dangerous state, with a homicide rate of 64.6, ranking first most dangerous.
Santa Catarina is the least dangerous state, with a homicide rate of 12.8! ranking last most dangerous.
Brazil land area: 8.516.000 km²
but china wont be too far behind as well as united states.
brazil does not have a reporting system for tornadoes, so it looks like you can finally travel to a place where a tornado doesnt ruin your million dollar home.
(however brazil has actually tornadoes, but they occur rarely)
(oh and brazil does not have earthquakes, but they occur rarely too)
Brazil is the biggest country in the southern hemisphere and south american continent, ranking 5th largest country in the world.
the largest state is Amazonas, situated in the northwestern part of the country, ranking first largest state.
Sergipe is the smallest state, located on the southern coast of that country's northeastern bulge into the Atlantic Ocean, ranking first smallest state.
Alagoas is the most dangerous state, with a homicide rate of 64.6, ranking first most dangerous.
Santa Catarina is the least dangerous state, with a homicide rate of 12.8! ranking last most dangerous.
Brazil land area: 8.516.000 km²
but china wont be too far behind as well as united states.
brazil does not have a reporting system for tornadoes, so it looks like you can finally travel to a place where a tornado doesnt ruin your million dollar home.
(however brazil has actually tornadoes, but they occur rarely)
(oh and brazil does not have earthquakes, but they occur rarely too)
Teacher: what is the largest country in southern hemisphere?
Teacher: can somebody answer?
Student 1: *raises hand*
Teacher: yes?
Student 1: Its Brazil!
Teacher: Correct! now 5th largest country?
Student 1: Brazil again!
Teacher: correct! and lastly, largest country in the americas?
Student 1: Brazil!
Teacher: Wrong! its Canada! did i even mention "largest country in the south american continent"?
Teacher: can somebody answer?
Student 1: *raises hand*
Teacher: yes?
Student 1: Its Brazil!
Teacher: Correct! now 5th largest country?
Student 1: Brazil again!
Teacher: correct! and lastly, largest country in the americas?
Student 1: Brazil!
Teacher: Wrong! its Canada! did i even mention "largest country in the south american continent"?
by bruhbrbhur July 7, 2022
Nextbots are a .png image file (or different), controlled by AI and scripted by Lua.
Nextbots are from Garry's Mod
Nextbots functions like an AI, a really smart AI, the AI uses navmesh to navigate and chase the player (maybe?), but how they chase them? once motion is detected, the player will be chased to d**th or until out of range.
Some Nextbots immedieatly target you when you spawn and oofs you, and never gives up even when its far away, example of these nextbots: Obunga (Maybe?), Trollge (there are other trollge nextbots), Shaq Fu Nextbot, Pingu Nextbot, etc.
Some of them are completely unfair as they teleport to oof you or has super speed and reaches to you with the super speed and oofs you. like the Unfairness Expunged Nextbot (From Bambi Nextbots)
back to the normal nextbots, if they are blocked by an object, they go though the object thats blocking the way within few seconds.
Nextbots can emit sounds or songs.
chase music, played when player is nearby.
d**th sound, played when player is oofed by a nextbot.
some nextbots dont emit sound.
Nextbots are unbeatable, they oof you within a second, instant oof, they can even oof a Strider from Garry's Mod.
IQ: Very Smart (AI)
HP: inf (unless you undo)
Jump Power: no matter how high you are
Speed: Fast
Size: Might depend on image dimension size
the only way (there might be other ways) to escape is by an interactable elevator, that sends you to a higher level. Nextbots can find ways to ambush you and oof you!
Nextbots are from Garry's Mod
Nextbots functions like an AI, a really smart AI, the AI uses navmesh to navigate and chase the player (maybe?), but how they chase them? once motion is detected, the player will be chased to d**th or until out of range.
Some Nextbots immedieatly target you when you spawn and oofs you, and never gives up even when its far away, example of these nextbots: Obunga (Maybe?), Trollge (there are other trollge nextbots), Shaq Fu Nextbot, Pingu Nextbot, etc.
Some of them are completely unfair as they teleport to oof you or has super speed and reaches to you with the super speed and oofs you. like the Unfairness Expunged Nextbot (From Bambi Nextbots)
back to the normal nextbots, if they are blocked by an object, they go though the object thats blocking the way within few seconds.
Nextbots can emit sounds or songs.
chase music, played when player is nearby.
d**th sound, played when player is oofed by a nextbot.
some nextbots dont emit sound.
Nextbots are unbeatable, they oof you within a second, instant oof, they can even oof a Strider from Garry's Mod.
IQ: Very Smart (AI)
HP: inf (unless you undo)
Jump Power: no matter how high you are
Speed: Fast
Size: Might depend on image dimension size
the only way (there might be other ways) to escape is by an interactable elevator, that sends you to a higher level. Nextbots can find ways to ambush you and oof you!
Youtuber: "Nextbots are scary"
Garry's Mod Player: "That Nextbot scared the Garry's Mod out of me!"
Another gmod (Garry's mod) Player: "That Nextbot ambushed me!"
Another Another gmod Player: "HE'S COMING! HE'S COMING! A!"
Garry's Mod Player: "That Nextbot scared the Garry's Mod out of me!"
Another gmod (Garry's mod) Player: "That Nextbot ambushed me!"
Another Another gmod Player: "HE'S COMING! HE'S COMING! A!"
by bruhbrbhur July 3, 2022