Brucellent

Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind. But better than that. Cause, like, measured by the standard of Bruce, everything else is el lame-o.

"Man, Bruce sure is Brucellent." "Heck yes he is!" "Check it!"

by Bruce March 30, 2005

high-way leap frog

When a car passes you and slows down you pass them, they then get on your bumper until you pull over and they pass you, only to slow down for you to pass them again. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

John: I was driving to the mall yesterday and some guy kept passing me, then slowing down, then passing me again.
Mike: I hate playing high-way leap frog, especially late night.

by Bruce November 26, 2005

Gutter Snipe

A dirty, hairy homeless man who lives in alleys and survives on cats, banana peels and puddle water.

That goddamn gutter snipe was out by my stoop yesterday trying to get some change.

by Bruce November 22, 2003

Navy

An over-rated service. Some how it is still needed though in order for us to win wars.

Eric: I hate Floating jokes aka Navy.

Bruce: Why are they called floating jokes?

Eric: When's the last time we used the Navy in a war? World War II

by Bruce July 08, 2004

Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

by Bruce September 14, 2003

ralph

to vomit, usually accompanied with guttural noise

Did you ralph? OR Is he ralph?

by Bruce April 26, 2003

Igor

A Serf a peasant, a person lacking any kind of rationality or commonsense, a little guy, el poco tico, a liar, a fool a dickless wonder.

Gary is such an igor.

by Bruce March 02, 2005