bruce's definitions

Navy

An over-rated service. Some how it is still needed though in order for us to win wars.

Eric: I hate Floating jokes aka Navy.

Bruce: Why are they called floating jokes?

Eric: When's the last time we used the Navy in a war? World War II

by Bruce July 8, 2004

yiyi

something or someone so stupid that you can't believe that it exists

why are you such a yiyi?

by bruce June 22, 2003

Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine

Noun}: A Person in the wrong Placedoing the wrong Thing;

e.g.: A Child Molester let into the general population of a prison yard.

"If'in we catch your ass in the yard, you's gonna have so many shanks stuck in it, when we's done they won't be able to tell if it's you, or a Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine!"

by Bruce June 20, 2004

Brucellent

Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind. But better than that. Cause, like, measured by the standard of Bruce, everything else is el lame-o.

"Man, Bruce sure is Brucellent." "Heck yes he is!" "Check it!"

by Bruce March 29, 2005

smallified

To make smaller than the original. To reduce in size in some manner.

The computer file needs to be smallified to fit on a floppy disk.

by Bruce May 13, 2005

napier

verb; to throw someone into a vat of unknown substances at Axis chemicals

Hey man, lemme holla at ya sister or i'll napier ya

by bruce April 18, 2004

Cyberwhipped

A person so involved in the world of cyberlust and self gratifacation, that they completely shut themselves off from others, and even become green with cyberjealousy to the point of changing rooms often, or in severe cases hiding in locked web sites.

Hey Joe..want to go to the bar tonight?

Can't Jack..better stick around the house.

by Bruce August 8, 2003