by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004
the keypresses which spell "bitch" when using Rapid Text Entry on your cell phone, but RTE does not allow "swear-words" so you end up with "chuci"
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
when a person is falling deeper into a K-hole or other drug-induced state of incoherence and stupidity, and they start to slump over and eventually fall out of their chair, landing on the ground. At this point, they are also for the most part unable to communicate and just stare blankly (if their eyes are open). Also occurs when your roll kicks in hard, and first you have to stop dancing and stand still for a minute, cuz you just wanna FEEL it, then you just have to sit down, just for a minute, then your head's tilted back with your eyes rolled back in yer head fo' DAYS!!!! If you're not at a club or other public place you might get kicked out of, usually progresses to sitting on the floor and leaning on the wall or furniture, and maybe even to just laying on the ground or one another, sprawled out cuz you're goin' THRU it!!!
Those K-whores put so much shit up their noses, I just sat back and watched as, one by one, they all started to go to ground.
by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004
mixture of assorted powdered drugs. May include meth, coke, crushed ecstasy tablets, and K - if its been prepared by a circuit boi, probably contains Viagra as well.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.
I've got a bumper full of trail mix, so you know we'll still be goin' hard at afterhours when the last of these tragic spent whores is trickin for one more bump.
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"
by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004
phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
candy ravers who are new to the scene. Characterized by all the stereotypical raver equipment, such as (but not limited to) glowsticks, flashers, pacifiers, suckers, Vicks,and so on.
Often will decorate their eyelids and faces with glitter and other sparkly shit.
Often will decorate their eyelids and faces with glitter and other sparkly shit.
If that glitter bitch asks me "Do you want a light show???" just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna have a totally anti-PLUR moment!
by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004