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When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
by Brian H September 26, 2005
Get the Tony Danza mug.Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump
by Brian H October 26, 2005
Get the scrump mug.A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.
That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab
by Brian H October 26, 2005
Get the ahab mug.Slang word for a chick that prefers anal to traditional vaginal sex. These girls tend to be a little more sexually promiscuous than the average woman. (prounounced mule - ee)
When I looked under the table and noticed that Jill didn't have any panties on, I knew then and there that she was a total Mulie and I was gonna get lucky tonight.
by Brian H October 19, 2005
Get the mulie mug.A strange form of masterbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh
holy hell, I've never done anything crazy, but I shalacked the meat California style last night, and it was sweet!
by Brian H October 13, 2005
Get the california style mug.The acting of owning someone so bad, that the ownee should be legally allowed to sue the owner. Only used in the most extreme cases of ownership.
Wow, that was horrible, that wasn't ownage, not even hownage, that was utter and complete Sueage.
(pronounced like sewege)
(pronounced like sewege)
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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