brian h's definitions

aardvark

A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.

Holy shit, look at that nose, what an aardvark!

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Glasstration

(noun)

The ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient Germans. Involves inserting a small glass rod into the urethra of an erect penis, then smashing the penis with a hammer.

*shudders just thinking of it*

I cannot possibly fathom the pain Harry went through when the Russians glasstrated him.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

goldstein

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.

Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.

by Brian H September 6, 2005

hown

(Verb)
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.

I'm gonna hown the hell out of you in Halo!

Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight

by Brian H October 31, 2004

california style

A strange form of masterbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh

holy hell, I've never done anything crazy, but I shalacked the meat California style last night, and it was sweet!

by Brian H October 13, 2005

mulie

Slang word for a chick that prefers anal to traditional vaginal sex. These girls tend to be a little more sexually promiscuous than the average woman. (prounounced mule - ee)

When I looked under the table and noticed that Jill didn't have any panties on, I knew then and there that she was a total Mulie and I was gonna get lucky tonight.

by Brian H October 19, 2005

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 6, 2004