brian h's definitions

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

by Brian H October 26, 2005

goldstein

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.

Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.

by Brian H September 6, 2005

ahab

A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.

That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Sueage

The acting of owning someone so bad, that the ownee should be legally allowed to sue the owner. Only used in the most extreme cases of ownership.

Wow, that was horrible, that wasn't ownage, not even hownage, that was utter and complete Sueage.

(pronounced like sewege)

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Tranny Cum

A thick , and I mean THICK substance that should only be messed around with if you are strong enough

Hey did you hear about Evan ?! I guess he drowned in an entire drum of tranny cum and his think body couldn’t handle it!

by Brian h October 9, 2022

cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.

"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.

by Brian H March 14, 2002

crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)

We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.

by Brian H November 6, 2004