brian h's definitions

aardvark

A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.

Holy shit, look at that nose, what an aardvark!

by Brian H November 6, 2004

cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.

"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.

by Brian H March 14, 2002

redman's revenge

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.

I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.

by Brian H October 26, 2005

crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)

We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

krunkin

To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard

Dude, last night I got so trashed, then I found some nasty chick who gave me a krunkin.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

funness

describes the most ultimate in any experience which would be described as fun, joyful, blissful, satisfactory, or even pleasurable. The epitome of fun.

Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.

this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center

"Yeah, the other day, I was cutting down this evergreen and I cut off my leg with a chainsaw, it was so funness!"

"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"

"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"

by brian h March 30, 2005

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish

by Brian H October 26, 2005