brian h's definitions

BooN

The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.

You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!

Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73

by Brian H July 27, 2005

Cheney

Pretty obvious, but it means to accidentally discharge one's load into your partner's face.

Betty needed a quick breather from blowing my world, but when I pulled out, I totally Cheney'd her.

by Brian H April 17, 2006

redman's revenge

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.

I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.

by Brian H October 26, 2005

cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.

"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.

by Brian H March 14, 2002

crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)

We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

california style

A strange form of masterbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh

holy hell, I've never done anything crazy, but I shalacked the meat California style last night, and it was sweet!

by Brian H October 13, 2005

mulie

Slang word for a chick that prefers anal to traditional vaginal sex. These girls tend to be a little more sexually promiscuous than the average woman. (prounounced mule - ee)

When I looked under the table and noticed that Jill didn't have any panties on, I knew then and there that she was a total Mulie and I was gonna get lucky tonight.

by Brian H October 19, 2005