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cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
by Brian H March 14, 2002
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redman's revenge

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.
I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.
by Brian H October 26, 2005
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crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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Cheney

Pretty obvious, but it means to accidentally discharge one's load into your partner's face.
Betty needed a quick breather from blowing my world, but when I pulled out, I totally Cheney'd her.
by Brian H April 17, 2006
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The Fluoride Treatment

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment
by Brian H January 28, 2008
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emo screamo

Emo music attempting to be "hard". It usually involves a band that tries to sing about their feelings, but usually, because they aren't very talented at singing, they attempt to scream their feelings. Lyrics to the words are unintelligable, and singing along usually causes one to lose their voice.

Band members of emo screamo are typically seen wearing skin tight girl pants, cut off t-shirts, make-up (in a feminine way) and almost always have their bangs swooped in a diaganonal pattern across their face in either direction. I believe they are attempt to distract the concert-goers from actually listening to them.
You know, if the vocals of that emo screamo band didn't suck so much, they might actually be listenable. It's a shame because those guitars aren't too shabby.

emosexuals love emo screamo music
by Brian H October 12, 2005
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li

AOL instant messanger slang.

How many times a day do you typically type the word "lol" when you are not actually laughing out loud? Even if you do this once, you are a liar, you're lying to yourself, and to your friends who think they've made you laugh.

Instead, be true to yourself and your friends, and type "li" which means you are laughing on the inside, and that's all your friends need to hear to know that they still have a half decent sense of humor
friend: why is 6 afraid of 7?

me: I don't know

friend: because 7 8 9!

Me: li
by Brian H January 24, 2005
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