brian h's definitions

BooN

The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.

You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!

Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73

by Brian H July 27, 2005

Ceasar

(Verb)

The act of gutting someone, wrapping their intestines around their neck, anchoring one end on a solid object and overboarding them off of a cliff. Therefore, hanging them by their own entrails.

Dude, I'm so pissed off I think I'll ceasar that piece of shit.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Riggs

A guy who is so fuckin good at sex, that he only needs three things, a condom, a nose plug, and earplugs. Mainly because he hates the stench of burning rubber and the sound of screaming bitches.

Holy shit, that guy is so Riggs!

Wow, that guy howns everyone, he is so Riggs, all the bitches want him.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Sueage

The acting of owning someone so bad, that the ownee should be legally allowed to sue the owner. Only used in the most extreme cases of ownership.

Wow, that was horrible, that wasn't ownage, not even hownage, that was utter and complete Sueage.

(pronounced like sewege)

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Tranny Cum

A thick , and I mean THICK substance that should only be messed around with if you are strong enough

Hey did you hear about Evan ?! I guess he drowned in an entire drum of tranny cum and his think body couldn’t handle it!

by Brian h October 9, 2022

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish

by Brian H October 26, 2005

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

by Brian H October 26, 2005