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The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.

You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73
by brian h July 10, 2005
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military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
by brian h March 14, 2002
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A strange form of masterbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh
holy hell, I've never done anything crazy, but I shalacked the meat California style last night, and it was sweet!
by brian h October 13, 2005
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The ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient Germans. Involves inserting a small glass rod into the urethra of an erect penis, then smashing the penis with a hammer.

*shudders just thinking of it*
I cannot possibly fathom the pain Harry went through when the Russians glasstrated him.
by brian h November 6, 2004
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The newest enemy of halo 2, very hairy, and also carries 2 new weapons and grenades. Can be seen on the E3 demo of the game.
That brute sure was tough to kill, but I got him with my melee combo.
by brian h November 1, 2004
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When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish
by brian h October 26, 2005
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(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!
Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit
by brian h September 11, 2005
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