cockward

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"

by brentionary January 26, 2011

fecalize

The act of spreading feces on foreign objects.

"I was so angry at that asshole that I decided to fecalize his house!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

assfro

When an anus is adorned with a large quantity of curly hair.

Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!

by brentionary March 25, 2009

dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.

Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"

by brentionary September 06, 2013

ambidickstrious

The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.

Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.

by brentionary September 06, 2013

nudzy

A situation whereby one or more people are nude and crazy at the same time.

Brenton, Amy, Nathalie and Brent were at Hedonism II, enjoying being nude at a sex resort while they got their crazy on... they were totally nudzy!

by brentionary July 18, 2014