Definitions by brentionary

twittle

The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)

"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"

twittle by brentionary March 17, 2009

twattle 

1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)

1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"

twattle by brentionary March 17, 2009

concertginity 

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)

"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"

concertginity by brentionary March 17, 2009

fecalize

The act of spreading feces on foreign objects.

"I was so angry at that asshole that I decided to fecalize his house!"

fecalize by brentionary March 17, 2009

wordify

The act of typing text into Microsoft Word

"These scribblings are difficult to understand, how do you expect me to Wordify this?"

wordify by brentionary March 17, 2009

figure 8 

when a female has two penises inserted into any one of her orifices at the same time (making the shape of a "figure 8")

A buddy of mine and I "figure 8" that bitch. Her pussy was so stretched when we were done with her that when she ran, she flapped in the wind!

figure 8 by brentionary March 16, 2009