brentionary's definitions

dictim

A victim of the dick; typically caused by a dick that is too large or too small.

1. "Damn girl, I can barely walk today, I was a dictim of a guy that had a 12" cock. He ripped me a new hole!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

twattle

1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)

1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

assfro

When an anus is adorned with a large quantity of curly hair.

Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!

by brentionary March 25, 2009

johnstipated

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

by brentionary April 6, 2009

nudzy

A situation whereby one or more people are nude and crazy at the same time.

Brenton, Amy, Nathalie and Brent were at Hedonism II, enjoying being nude at a sex resort while they got their crazy on... they were totally nudzy!

by brentionary July 18, 2014

dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.

Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"

by brentionary September 6, 2013