The act of receiving feces from an anus with only the use of one's mouth and then subsequently while the mouth is full performing felatio until orgasm.
"That chick was totally freaky. Not only did she start rimming me but she demanded I shit in her mouth and then she performed fecalatio on me!"
by brentionary March 25, 2009
When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)
Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.
by brentionary April 06, 2009
A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.
I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!
by brentionary July 02, 2019
A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!
by brentionary April 06, 2009
Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!
by brentionary March 25, 2009
Brenton, Amy, Nathalie and Brent were at Hedonism II, enjoying being nude at a sex resort while they got their crazy on... they were totally nudzy!
by brentionary July 19, 2014