brendan's definitions

raped

When you are smoking a joint and one side burns and one doesnt because of the marijuana buds not burning properly. Fixed by putting the lighter on the un-burned bit (usually associated with tobacco joints)

"stoner1" man i fuckin raped the j by accident
"stoner2" well re-light that shit"
"stoner1" aiight wheres the lighter?

by Brendan September 4, 2008

exams

memory tests

i passed the exam because i remembered answers to all the potential questions.

by brendan May 19, 2004

dmsn

Improved version of MSN instant messenger. Not made by Microsoft Network. Name changed to Mercury to avoid getting sued off Microsoft. Allows you to show what song you're listening to and other stuff like that.

22:14:13 Some people call me Maurice says:
wots wi ur name howd u get it to show the songs?
22:14:26 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its dmsn
22:14:27 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
google up

by brendan September 21, 2004

merc

mercedez benz

''damn did u see her merc convertable? fucking whack!''

by brendan August 10, 2003

SST

Acronym: Sea Surface Temperature

If the the disaster potential realised in the film 'The Day After Tomorrow' was to happen in reality the Northern Hemisphere would be in an ice age but for some reason the SSTs would remain high enough for the oceans to remain liquid.

by brendan May 30, 2004

indy

Short for Indiana Jones, played by Harrison Ford in the movies.

I want to live like Indy; running around with a cool hat whipping guns out of the hands of bad guys and saving the world at all sorts of exotic locations.

by brendan July 12, 2004

Swayze

see you later......
peace I'm out....
catch you on the flipside....
(sometimes used with the 2 finger-middle and pointer- peace gesture)

John- Later dude
Mike- Swayze bro

by Brendan December 9, 2003