Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).

If you have a dark complexion and you are ever treated rudely just say this magic phrase and everyone else with a dark complexion and people with a lighter complexion and a messiah complex will freak out, riot and generally overreact in the most ridiculous ways possible. If you are treated rudely and you do not have a dark complexion you are out of luck. This magic phrase only work for those of us whose skin is at least a dark as cardboard.