joint

Chopped marijuana buds in a rolling paper accompanied with some baccy.

Wanna have a joint?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Brendan June 17, 2006

Dog and Bone

Cockney rhyming slang for phone - the telephone.

''Pick up the dog and bone now''

by Brendan April 05, 2003

lightspeed

REAL FAST. The speed of light!

Imagine the speed of Superman, that is lightspeed!

by brendan July 01, 2004

Dolce

An attitude of superiority--living the sweet life. Living with pure class and style.

Living a socialite-esque existence

Is he wearing sunglasses inside? That is so dolce

by Brendan December 05, 2004

freedom fries

A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.

Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 06, 2004

Kino

Kino - Kinesthetics - Touching, physical contact with a female

i got kino with that hottie!

by brendan May 13, 2004