Scottish Rocks

The best basketball team in Scotland.

''What a pass from Singleton of the Scottish Rocks''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

tube

A perceptible object, especially cylindical and functioning as a passage

The brown thing that appears when the toilet roll is no more

by Brendan October 06, 2003

Heed

Head (Scottish) - Also spelled head

''Watch yer heed oan that hing''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

scoring

Managing to have sex.

Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!

by brendan May 13, 2004

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

crinky

a little peice of food that is yummy (bigger than a crumb, but smaller than a peice)and if someone took it from you, you would freak out.They're so good.

OHH Bren, Look its a crinky.
YES these crinkys are soooo good!

by Brendan February 09, 2004

quickie

Luceal Ritchie's new business venture, Quickie & Tang.

''I just had a quickie @ quickie n tang, hardly worth my £2 though, she sucked like a donkey''

by Brendan April 06, 2003