Definitions by brendan

Eat My Shorts 

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

Eat My Shorts by Brendan April 7, 2003

Pal 

1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited

''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''

Pal by Brendan April 7, 2003

Hefty 

Heavy, bulky

''Pollok, yer a hefty bastard''

Hefty by Brendan April 7, 2003

Stane 

A Stone (Scottish)

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''

Stane by Brendan April 7, 2003

Baise 

Fuck (French)

''Va te faire foutre'' (''Fuck you'')

Baise by Brendan April 7, 2003

bio 

A backflip with a rotation
eg. A Bio 540 = a backflip also rotating through 540 degress horizontally.

''Woah, that guy just bio 540ed the mole hill''

bio by Brendan April 6, 2003

Snowdeck 

A specialised skateboard deck used for messing about town in the snow.

''Man I'm stoked now after just pulling that boardslide off on my snowdeck''

Snowdeck by Brendan April 6, 2003