brendan's definitions

deus ex

From God. Used as an alternative, although not very commonly, for Top Dawg.

''I just completed that game Deus Ex last night as that solid guy''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Dirt Knog

A complete moron. A person who lacks basic intelligence and social skills that are needed throughout the day.

Why are you throwing things at people, you complete dirt knog!

Stop being a dirt knog and quit playing with fire!

by Brendan October 13, 2004

cut corners

taking of shortcuts

he wanted to become famous as fast as he could and by getting to know Brad Pitt he was able to cut corners in the process of going from zero to action hero

by brendan May 28, 2004

lightspeed

REAL FAST. The speed of light!

Imagine the speed of Superman, that is lightspeed!

by brendan July 1, 2004

dmsn

Improved version of MSN instant messenger. Not made by Microsoft Network. Name changed to Mercury to avoid getting sued off Microsoft. Allows you to show what song you're listening to and other stuff like that.

22:14:13 Some people call me Maurice says:
wots wi ur name howd u get it to show the songs?
22:14:26 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its dmsn
22:14:27 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
google up

by brendan September 21, 2004

exams

memory tests

i passed the exam because i remembered answers to all the potential questions.

by brendan May 19, 2004

Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.

''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''

by Brendan April 7, 2003