by Brendan April 06, 2003
The art of sculpting the body to show muscular finess. This can vary from extremely amateur, young, teenage kids who know very little about bodybuilding, to professional IBFF bodybuilders that take numerous steroids and live for what the majority of the populace would see as freakish musculature.
Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, sitting in my seat at the back of the plane. I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other ('cause he was all the way up front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type shit. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is. - adapted from the memoirs of g_g_g_unit
by brendan November 05, 2004
by Brendan February 21, 2004
The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.
by Brendan September 13, 2003
by Brendan December 03, 2004
by brendan May 30, 2004
An extremely gay person who hums songs to themself and in the middle of the sad humming breaks into a rage destroying everything in site. After coming out of the trance like destruction state the subject is cool with everything.
The boy with the tiny penis demaralized everything after being rejected by the ugly girl at the cafeteria.
by Brendan December 03, 2004