brendan's definitions

pop

Synonym of 'father' and 'dad'. Informal.

"Pop your too old and un-cool to come out with me and my friends"

by brendan May 30, 2004

hunny

A pet name for your girlfriend.

Yo, Hunny get ova here.

by Brendan October 29, 2003

every day's a school day

Phrase that means the same as "you learn something new every day" - basically what someone says when the are told something they didn't know before.

Bloke 1: "You can carry something using wheels because carrying doesn't necessarily involve the item being held above the ground"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"

by brendan December 23, 2004

West Lothian Council

The meanest bastards on Earth.

''Did u hear they WLC cunts got caught having an all male gangbang last night?''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004

Welly

To try really hard doing something (Scottish).

''Put some welly intae it ya useless cunt''

by Brendan April 5, 2003