brendan's definitions

Holy Child

A school located in Potomac MD that seriously needs a renovation..the new MS is nice but the high school is like SE. The girls...? Eh. Most are really ugly, but it looks like the MS girls are gonna kick ass. Not one fat whore there. The education SUCKS, though. Seriously like they're SO stupid. They can't spell at ALL and they do prealgebra in like 10th grade.

Don't waste your time unless you want really nice girls..you won't get anything else, but there aren't cliques or anything. I'd spend my time at Visi, AHC, Holton or SR. But if you're desperate. GANGSTA.

Hey...I didn't get into any schools so it was HC or live on the streets..how do you spell garage again?

by brendan December 10, 2004

boby

slang. Also bobie - the male repreductive organ (penis). Often used in flirtatious environments.

"You wantin' some of the boby darlin'?"

by brendan September 7, 2004

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

darkspeed

Really slow, opposite of lightspeed.

"Way to go darkspeed, could you go any slower?"

by brendan July 1, 2004

Boy

Notably racist remark made of black men not long ago in the US, as if they were less than men. Sometimes used today by blacks referring to other blacks however, in a similar way that nigga is.

''My boy Careem ain't gonna go out like dat''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

neon

knee-on

1. Simile for shitcunt.
2. Abbreviation of Random Haxor.
3. A Counter-Strike Player who randomly kills people without skills and spams.(also cant kill afk people).
:D kthxbai!

by brendan July 8, 2003