bread infection's definitions

safecrack

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.

Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

penobsci

a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.

Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

loserism

the practice of being a loser;
the act of being a loser.

That's loserism right there.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

dack

to pull someone’s pants down.

My mates dacked me at work in front of the boss.

by bread infection December 7, 2009

lala

to be happy cause you're eating cheese.

today i was lala at the cheese factory

by bread infection December 28, 2005

blumpkin

to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

by bread infection February 22, 2007

jwek

a rude or ignorant individual who is unable to keep his/her mouth shut.

1. I said to Brian, "Brian, stop being a jwek, you never shut up!"

2. Don't be a jwek.

by bread infection December 1, 2009