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kiss of death

When a woman you're trying to get with delivers the fatal blow, signifying her interest only to be "friends" with you. From this vicious blow there is no recovery. Once the "kiss of death" has been administered, one may as well give up on that woman.
Damn.... Adam was trying to hook up with this hottie, but just when he thought he was in, she gave him the kiss of death and now he's home jerkin' off!
by Brandon December 28, 2004
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sand dollar nipples

Nipples larger than average. In fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. They are acceptable on large breasts, but downright dissappointing on small-tittet women
I took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her boobs, I thought I was at the beach, even worse she was an A-Cup
by Brandon February 2, 2004
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taco vender

The equivelant of a male having his fly down and 'selling hot dogs', only for a female. She is selling tacos of the pink variety.
God Kim, stop vending tacos.
by Brandon February 18, 2005
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gwat

im gonna kick yo gwat ass
by Brandon September 20, 2003
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Low Sack

1.An attractive looking car that might occasionally turn you on.

2.An offencive move where someone tries grabbing the testicles and ripping them out with their bare hands.
1. That soccer player almost low sacked the goalie when the game was over.
2. That low sack really wanted me to rub my hands on the engine.
by Brandon August 25, 2004
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the brandon

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasms in a row
He gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours
by Brandon July 23, 2004
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shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.
The man will shag his wife tonight.
by Brandon August 5, 2003
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