brandon 's definitions

gayorator

It's when someone is wreaking of homosexuality, physically and socially, to the point where he hits on straight men with the excuse that he had nice shoes/pants/shirt/etc.

"Man, that Jim is such a gayorator." Said Shelly to her mother. "He hit on my boyfriend and wanted his shoes."

by Brandon January 10, 2004

Witchacom

Witchacom is like "what ya call it"

We got lost so we headed back the the witchacom to get directions

by Brandon April 22, 2004

Dickie

When a man is so fat, Obese, that when he looks down he cannot find his male genetals, or the penis, so he has to use a mirror

Your mother

by brandon March 12, 2004

zorbit

to blow on someones stomach making a fart noise

She gave me a zorbit and it tickled

by Brandon December 10, 2002

Shnaysh

Substitute for any profanity.

Could also be used in any of these combinations:

shnaysh-a-fras
shnaysh-a-quatch
shnaysh-a-pouch
shnaysh-a-fras in the pouch
shnaysh-a-root in the Bararar
...you get the idea

Shut up ya big shanysh!

by Brandon May 7, 2005

nunge

an expletive. on sight, causing you to be nauseous. to see something that causes you to become sick.

From my Portuguese grandma, Bernice.

Nunge! the kid's snot is dripping down his face into his mouth!

by Brandon August 19, 2004

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005