brandon's definitions

Dickie

When a man is so fat, Obese, that when he looks down he cannot find his male genetals, or the penis, so he has to use a mirror

Your mother

by brandon March 12, 2004

Shnaysh

Substitute for any profanity.

Could also be used in any of these combinations:

shnaysh-a-fras
shnaysh-a-quatch
shnaysh-a-pouch
shnaysh-a-fras in the pouch
shnaysh-a-root in the Bararar
...you get the idea

Shut up ya big shanysh!

by Brandon May 7, 2005

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 4, 2005

zed

the letter 'Z'.

Read the Bible from A to zed.

by Brandon July 24, 2006

belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 30, 2004

lazin

A word used to describe when someone is lazy or jus chillin

NO I dont wanna go out 2nite, i jus feel like lazin around

by Brandon August 7, 2004

nug bait

a half cut off finger in the middle of the street.

jonny cut off his finger in shop class and threw it out the window creating a nug bait

by brandon February 6, 2005