brad's definitions
when a gay man blindfolds a heterosexual male, has a female lure him into a room and has her say she is going to give him a blowjob, when, in fact, the gay man is going to give him a blow job.
by brad March 21, 2004
Get the eli's trickmug. A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"
Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.
Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.
Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
by brad December 1, 2003
Get the zombiemug. (Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
by brad July 21, 2003
Get the the fart & flour testmug. A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'
by Brad April 6, 2004
Get the upgraditismug. 1. Chinese fried noodle dish
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.
Abbreviation: KT
Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.
Abbreviation: KT
Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow
by Brad March 1, 2004
Get the Quay Teowmug. a number, after eleven and before thirteen. anything else is classified as a regional colloquialism.
by brad March 13, 2004
Get the twelvemug. 1) Hercules is a truero.
2) And we will remember them as trueros, because they gave their life for their country in a time of war.
3) Only those who have died will earn the title "Truero".
2) And we will remember them as trueros, because they gave their life for their country in a time of war.
3) Only those who have died will earn the title "Truero".
by Brad October 21, 2004
Get the trueromug.