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chesticle

the pecks of a man
"don't hit me in the chesticles"
by brad November 27, 2003
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douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife
by brad November 30, 2003
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Tennessee

A state much better than Kentucky and home of the Volunteers!!!
ITS Football Time in TENNESSEE!!!
by Brad December 1, 2003
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funsjunctual

the act of eating one's ass
Can I get a funsjunctual?
by Brad December 1, 2003
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zombie

A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"

Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.

Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
Daniel Dennett doesn't believe in zombies.
by brad December 1, 2003
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dowty diapows

(Sorry cant really spell it) A henceforth unacceptable form of legal tender as proclaimed by Homestar
And furthermore, no longer shall dowty diapows be accepted as legal tender
by Brad December 6, 2003
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F13

a n00b so extremely n00b that they would believe things that basically anyone with common sense would understand.
If i ever invent a program, I'm going to have it say 'Press F13 to continue'..then all the n00bs will be like...wtf my keyboard only goes up to 12 and go try to buy a new keyboard...
by brad December 7, 2003
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