brad's definitions

flat

Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.

Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.

by Brad September 8, 2003

jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.

a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.

by Brad April 18, 2004

Mad Caddies

One of the best ska bands to date, right behind streetlight manifesto and the old catch 22they have an insane trumpet player who got things put on his teeth just to play better. thats dedication. if u think im lying that they rock then go download some songs

The Mad Caddies song "monkeys" is awesome

by brad December 5, 2004

Kway Teow

1. Chinese fried noodle dish
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.

Abbreviation: KT


Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow

Let's get KT (indicating the necessity for food)
Let's get KT (indicating hatred and rage toward Andreas Barnez)

by Brad March 1, 2004

tirbo nigro

1. A Nigro who is fast or quick.

2. A Cool Person

1. Wow Donathan Bailey is quite the Tirbo Nigro!

2. Whats up Tirbo Nigro?

by Brad January 23, 2005

hip pop

1.crap "rappers"(eg. Ja Rule) who do dumb duets with laydees(eg. Ashanti) and create absolute crap(eg. Mesmorise)
2.Crap
3.seewordja ruleword

Daym that man was dancin hip pop last night

by Brad July 7, 2003

big cock

Brad has one down his pants and it is massive!!!!!!!

fit girl : i wish i could suck on brads big cock again
brad : u can but u will have to wait in line

by BRAD September 8, 2004