brad's definitions

crimp my style

having adverse affect upon one

you living here is "crimping my style"

by brad May 13, 2005

sprigger

A small brad without a head;
Middle english for source of water.
(BTW (for those to lazy to click above): a brad is a small spike; slight side projection instead of a head; or a childs name.)

My name is brad, I have no head therefore i am a sprigger, however i do have a brad instead of my head thus meaning im not exactly a sprigger but a half sprigger being one with a brad in his head

by Brad May 13, 2005

KABLOOM!!!!!

What a flower does while opening in spring

Damn son that flower you picked for your mom just kabloomed in your face!!!

by brad May 13, 2005

telp

how a child with a speech impediment yells for help.

Telp guys telp me telp me guys i've fawen an i cant get tup

by brad May 13, 2005

math

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.

Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...

by Brad May 13, 2005

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

mrdouble

A name used by some indivuduals to boast and oversized, imagined phalic area. The Mr. used to insinuate the penis itself while double refers to two balls. But we all know Todd is a girl, with a vag, not a dick and 2 balls.

My name is Mr. Double
-Todd

by Brad April 7, 2005