brad's definitions

barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones

Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?

by Brad March 1, 2004

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels

by brad June 12, 2003

Decharge

To urinate or vomit

Dude, I drank 2 40oz now I gotta decharge dis shiot.

Dude, did you see that pussy who only drank 2 40's decharge all over the bathroom.

by Brad March 10, 2004

Octomussy

large hairy mammal usually mistaken for a rolled up carpet.

"is that an octomussy mummy? "
no sweetie its just a carpet

by brad November 11, 2003

shit lick

A person who asks dumb questions

dude is that pontiac a charger

by Brad August 29, 2003

nimnul

A derrogatory term coined by Mork from Ork, similar to 'schmuck' or 'nerd'

"I feel like a Nimnul"

by brad May 28, 2003