brad's definitions

four pound

a nine millimeter, they all weigh about four pounds.

"I held the four pound steel in my hands thinking about what i had done"

by brad April 7, 2005

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

labacne

acne of the labia induced by crystal meth

a tweeker bitche's acne ridden body probably has labacne

by Brad February 10, 2007

perforationizzle

the way a pizza hut employee perforates their thin dough bases. this technique originated in Forest Lake of QLD, Australia in the year 2007. the end result is a fresh, well rounded pizza with airbubbles the size of your 8pak o' wings

dough guy: maaaaaaaaan these thins are takin fo ever ill just half perforationizzle these bitchez >_>
cut\box biches: omgawd this pizza is like perforationizzled...... ohwell, im not eating it *hehe*

by brad March 15, 2007

southern comfort

Southern Comfort is when you recieve oral sex (headjob) from a girl who resides in either New South Wales or Victoria.

Very rarely would a headjob from Tasmania be considered a "Southern Comfort".

Brad: Oi Tony, I got a southern comfort from that girl i was tellin you about.

Tony: Onya Boy!

by Brad January 30, 2008

Liver Spank

A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.

Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.

Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!

by Brad December 28, 2007

anchovie

What you find in your mouth after giving head to a girl.

"Don't bother with that chick. She left an anchovie in my mouth last time."

by brad March 28, 2008