bort's definitions

utica

The city that God forgot

This city sucks, it reminds me of Utica

by bort April 15, 2005

Blaskee

A creepy person most likely named George. This person siddles into your room, you can't see or hear him, and then he'll laugh at a joke to reveal his presence. He'll also hide in the bushes to follow people around.

Blaskee? Where's Blaskee!? F'n Blaskee...

by bort April 15, 2005

college

Adjective: You become college if you attend college and constantly flaunt your extracurricular partying activities as if you are the only one who does it. These include 'Dave' concerts, binge drinking, drug use, and hooking up. A person who can identify with being college is normally arrogant toward their weekends, and can even be found yelling "college!".

After overhearing the kids talk about how drunk they got at the f'n Dave concert they went to, Eric stated "Jeeze, those kids are pretty college."

by bort April 19, 2005

Cobra Kai

An overrated GLB team with absolutely no balls or basic logic.

Those Cobra Kai fags backed down like some straight up bitches when Flames54 offered a fair compromise. LOL pussies.

by Bort October 8, 2008

noite

A way of typing Goodnight in a british accent.

“Goodnight, Bud!”

“Noite!”

by Bort October 2, 2017

Bontemps

A person who is very ugly, stupid, and annoying. This person has an extremely false since of cockiness, although has no friends. This person may also be referred to as Screech, Sam Powers, or Dustin Diamond.

i.e. - the worst of all insults

Quit being a Bontemps!

by bort September 25, 2004

Piasecki

When somebody farts and it smells really bad, almost to the point where you think they have soiled themselves.

"Oh my gosh that is NASTY! You just Piaseckied in your pants didn't you!"

by bort April 17, 2003