bitchitus

Noun. Becoming so irritated with the mean and hateful behavior of others that one becomes moody and must take a day or days off from work to recuperate so that one doesn't become permanently affected.
I am going to take Monday and Tuesday off from work today. I have bitchitus.
by bonnie January 29, 2005
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g-spot

The G-spot is located about 2-3 inches inside the vagina on the outside or anterior wall. That is it – no mystery, no nothing – that is the G-spot. It is not like the lost city of Atlantis or some beautiful, secret area run by the CIA.

The G-spot feels like a ribbed “bump”, almost like the roof of your mouth. The G-spot swells from the size of a pea to the size of a bottle cap when stimulated.

To produce a G-gasm – a G-spot orgasm, versus a clit orgasm – you need direct stimulation of the G-spot with fingers, thumb, penis or dildo. The advantage of G-gasms is that most women are capable of dozens per session. After a clitoral orgasm, most ladies will poke you in the eye if you even look at her clit again. G-gasms are different.

A good guideline to remember will be to show the clit some mercy but to be merciless when it comes to the G-Spot! Within reason, most women will appreciate a harsher approach to the G-Spot. Beat a man’s fully engorged erect cock with a sledgehammer, and he’ll say, “ohhh … that feels great!”

Same with G-spot - she’ll be a puddle …. or a lake.
"Holy fuck … what the fuck? How did you do that?" Gloria asked, totally dazed after a dozen or so G-gasm.

"Doing a little G-spot whacking," I told her

by Bonnie June 21, 2006
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Ted Danson

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.
Ted Danson is damn sexy
by Bonnie September 05, 2003
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eye candy

Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses. Can be a person, a film, a sunset, a flower, or anything else you can see.
God, look at that, its eye candy.
by bonnie August 10, 2004
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google

Used to be a great SE. Have not been able to solve their capacity problem despite earning zillions. Fresh, new sites get relegated to the "sandbox" thereby users get old search results.
Sell outs. Google sold out and became g$$gle.
by Bonnie January 26, 2005
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google

Google used to be a great search engine, before they went public, now they sold out and became g$$gle.
Google became g$$gle when they sold out.
by Bonnie November 27, 2004
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funkpup

a small brown thing with a big dog nose
let's all go to funkpuptown
by bonnie March 16, 2003
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