bolillo loco's definitions
Main Entry: Flight Deck
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era
The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.
The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era
The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.
The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.
1: Joe: Have you seen Harold lately?
John: He's on the flight deck.
Joe: I've wondered where he's been.
2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)
Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!
Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).
Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!
Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.
Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"
(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.
John: He's on the flight deck.
Joe: I've wondered where he's been.
2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)
Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!
Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).
Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!
Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.
Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"
(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.
by bolillo loco December 28, 2009
Get the Flight Deckmug. Main Entry: Captain january
Function: Noun
1: One who brings salvation.
2: Mythical savior and universal bailout amongst Marines. First introduced to the public in the popular film Full Metal Jacket.
3: That old dude that saved Shirley Temple from not only eminent death, but also kept the truant officer from locking her up.
4: A taxi cab.
Function: Noun
1: One who brings salvation.
2: Mythical savior and universal bailout amongst Marines. First introduced to the public in the popular film Full Metal Jacket.
3: That old dude that saved Shirley Temple from not only eminent death, but also kept the truant officer from locking her up.
4: A taxi cab.
1: Born Again Christian: Are you saved Marine?
Marine: Stand fast on that shit, I'm born again hard, and I've already got Captain January!
2: Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.
3: After watching Captain January 1936
Marine#1: Man, Captian January even saved Shirley Temple! That's one hard fucking charger!
Marine#2: You know, I often wondered what he looked like.
4: Marine: Give me a shot!
Bartender: Dude, you've had enough 100 proof.
Marine: I'm not drivin', so fire for effect!
Bartender: You're still gonna get a public drunkeness charge, so I'm not servin' you!
Marine: Don't worry about it, I'll call Captain January.
Bartender: Who?
Marine: Yellow Cab fuck tard, so give me another shot and turn fucking two!
Marine: Stand fast on that shit, I'm born again hard, and I've already got Captain January!
2: Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.
3: After watching Captain January 1936
Marine#1: Man, Captian January even saved Shirley Temple! That's one hard fucking charger!
Marine#2: You know, I often wondered what he looked like.
4: Marine: Give me a shot!
Bartender: Dude, you've had enough 100 proof.
Marine: I'm not drivin', so fire for effect!
Bartender: You're still gonna get a public drunkeness charge, so I'm not servin' you!
Marine: Don't worry about it, I'll call Captain January.
Bartender: Who?
Marine: Yellow Cab fuck tard, so give me another shot and turn fucking two!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
Get the Captain Januarymug. Used by drunk ass men both active and inactive military to toast each other whilst heavily inebriated and ordering another round of highly volital ping pong tiddly shots of 100 proof caliber.
Marine: Fire for effect Army
Army: Fire for effect and shit man damn
Entire group: Roger that and shit man damn
Army: Fire for effect and shit man damn
Entire group: Roger that and shit man damn
by bolillo loco December 21, 2009
Get the Fire For Effectmug. Function: verb
Etymology: American English colloquialism used by very young people trying to be cool.
Date: Late 1970s through the early 1980s
An expression used in disgust, annoyance, or wit to tell somebody to gab your penius and give one a hand job. Almost as universal as shit and fuck, but fell into disuse as quickly as it appeared.
Etymology: American English colloquialism used by very young people trying to be cool.
Date: Late 1970s through the early 1980s
An expression used in disgust, annoyance, or wit to tell somebody to gab your penius and give one a hand job. Almost as universal as shit and fuck, but fell into disuse as quickly as it appeared.
by bolillo loco December 25, 2009
Get the Grip Butchmug. 1: Shit Man Damn (interjection)
Used to express a strong feeling of surprise, annoyance, or pleasure.
2: Shit Man Damn (noun)
Used to convey that something is a striking success.
3: Shit Man Damn (transitive verb)
Used to denote excitement, approval, or admiration of.
Used to express a strong feeling of surprise, annoyance, or pleasure.
2: Shit Man Damn (noun)
Used to convey that something is a striking success.
3: Shit Man Damn (transitive verb)
Used to denote excitement, approval, or admiration of.
1: Upon seeing his best friend walk into the bar, Chris exclaimed, "Well Shit Man Damn!"
2: Joe: Did you get the job John? John: Shit Man Damn!
3: When I saw how big her fun bags were and how tiny her waiste was, I was Shit Man Damned!
2: Joe: Did you get the job John? John: Shit Man Damn!
3: When I saw how big her fun bags were and how tiny her waiste was, I was Shit Man Damned!
by bolillo loco December 26, 2009
Get the Shit Man Damnmug. Main Entry: Miss Tubby Tubby
Function: Noun
:A beast of an African American woman usually found in rundown sections of any city (AKA "The Ghetto").
TEETH: A Tubby has large gap between the two front teeth large enough to guage bricks.
LEGS AND FEET: Covered by stretch marks, Tubby legs are rife with cellulite around the hip and thigh area. The kankles are covered with Varicose veins, and the feet look white and powdery. The toe nails are yellowed and heavily infected with fungus.
SENSES:A Tubby is very adept at sensing who has money, and who is willing to mate. It has been rumored that during ovulation, a Tubby can sniff out a hoggin' male at over a mile.
SOCIAL BEHAVIOR:Tubbies are personable, but have been known to stomp Pimp skiny crack heads to death.
ATTIRE:4" fuck me heels, loud shirt, spandex shorts, and splash glitter on the face. The makeup used on the face is the spitting image of Mimi Bobeck.
REPRODUCTION:A Tubby will mate with any male large enough to throw her about in the bedroom, and any man small enough that she is able to strong arm.
HUNTING:May be legally taken, but it's strictly on a catch and release basis.
EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT:Since they will readily mate with anything, they have begun to spread into the suburbs. Serious attempts have been made via The Welfare Office to spay them. However, this has been met with strong Congressional opposition.
Function: Noun
:A beast of an African American woman usually found in rundown sections of any city (AKA "The Ghetto").
TEETH: A Tubby has large gap between the two front teeth large enough to guage bricks.
LEGS AND FEET: Covered by stretch marks, Tubby legs are rife with cellulite around the hip and thigh area. The kankles are covered with Varicose veins, and the feet look white and powdery. The toe nails are yellowed and heavily infected with fungus.
SENSES:A Tubby is very adept at sensing who has money, and who is willing to mate. It has been rumored that during ovulation, a Tubby can sniff out a hoggin' male at over a mile.
SOCIAL BEHAVIOR:Tubbies are personable, but have been known to stomp Pimp skiny crack heads to death.
ATTIRE:4" fuck me heels, loud shirt, spandex shorts, and splash glitter on the face. The makeup used on the face is the spitting image of Mimi Bobeck.
REPRODUCTION:A Tubby will mate with any male large enough to throw her about in the bedroom, and any man small enough that she is able to strong arm.
HUNTING:May be legally taken, but it's strictly on a catch and release basis.
EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT:Since they will readily mate with anything, they have begun to spread into the suburbs. Serious attempts have been made via The Welfare Office to spay them. However, this has been met with strong Congressional opposition.
*Note, Tubby's lines will be written phonectically in bubonics.
1. Tubby: Dayhum why boy, yo shur got a nice ass
white boy: (no words, he just gives a quizzical stare.)
Tubby: Whahsh yo naymuh why boy?
White boy: Mike
Tubby: Oh Missa Mike yaw shaw are cute. You can call me Miss Tubby Tubby.
Whiteboy: (Thinks to self, hum, so they really do exist!)
2. White man riding with Tyrone:
white man: What the fuck is that? It's too short to be sasquatch!
Tyrone: Dat's Miss Tubby Tubby.
White boy: I've heard about those things, and man, they're as nasty as they say!
Tyrone: Yea, but she sho can fuck!
3. Tubby Tubby math.
Professor: When solving for X, what's the answer to the following equation? C2H5OH(X*Whiteboy) + 9 months = Miss Zubby Zubby (hint C2H5OH is alcohol in common language)
Student: X=Miss Tubby Tubby
1. Tubby: Dayhum why boy, yo shur got a nice ass
white boy: (no words, he just gives a quizzical stare.)
Tubby: Whahsh yo naymuh why boy?
White boy: Mike
Tubby: Oh Missa Mike yaw shaw are cute. You can call me Miss Tubby Tubby.
Whiteboy: (Thinks to self, hum, so they really do exist!)
2. White man riding with Tyrone:
white man: What the fuck is that? It's too short to be sasquatch!
Tyrone: Dat's Miss Tubby Tubby.
White boy: I've heard about those things, and man, they're as nasty as they say!
Tyrone: Yea, but she sho can fuck!
3. Tubby Tubby math.
Professor: When solving for X, what's the answer to the following equation? C2H5OH(X*Whiteboy) + 9 months = Miss Zubby Zubby (hint C2H5OH is alcohol in common language)
Student: X=Miss Tubby Tubby
by bolillo loco December 29, 2009
Get the Miss Tubby Tubbymug. Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun
When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Function: Noun
When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?
Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.
Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!
Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.
Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!
Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
Get the Saddlebag Tittiesmug.