70 definition by bojzzle

1.a big ass somethin. Anything thats hella big is a colossal crodunder.
2. A groupie named Marie.
1. DAAAAAAAAAAMN! YO MOMMAS A COLOSSAL CRODUNDER WEARING THAT 28x dress!
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again
by bojzzle May 09, 2005

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one who smokes too much, then walks around with an oxygen tank and tubes in and out of their nose and mouth. Then they begin to sound and look like the star wars character.
WHEEZE!! CUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
by bojzzle June 29, 2004

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a sort of restraining order between kids. Such as "stay completely away from them!"
You must stay at least 10 feet away from that kid you got in a fight with
by bojzzle June 29, 2004

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a dyke. A gross looking dyke with very short hair and a little bit of facial hair
Janice is a barfhead. She says that her beard tickles jineys. ughghghhghghghgh!
by bojzzle October 19, 2013

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What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.
Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."
by bojzzle November 05, 2012

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San Francisco. Derived from its low elevation and drive by shootings
you know you gotta get low in the get low or youll get shot up
by bojzzle October 02, 2004

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a society where every dude gets the same amount of pussy from the same bitches. tends to become common in cheap strip clubs. The nerds and ugly guys support it, while the pimps, players, and jocks dont.
How can I be a player if there's hoemunism in this strip club. you gotta fight for yo bitches, not buy them!!!!
by bojzzle September 18, 2004

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