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Plopscotch

A variation of the game of hopscotch, but it involves evading piles of either duck poop, goose poop, or dog poop.

The survival game is played either on a sidewalk, a street, or grass. It is usually in a public area.

The object is to get to a place where there is no more obstacles and your pant legs and shoes must be clean.
John what happened to your shoes?

Oh. Yeah I mistakenly tried to take a shortcut through the park and had to play a vigorous game of plopscotch. Unfortunately, I lost.
by boggler October 31, 2025
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testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.
While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.
by boggler February 9, 2005
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charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.
"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"
by boggler October 10, 2005
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myspace monkey

(n). An individual who uses a public access computer not for research, but for social purposes such as MySpace, chat, Friendster.

2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".
The internet cafe was full of latte sipping myspace monkeys.
by boggler July 21, 2006
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hanging by a wedgie

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.

This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
Example one:

"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"

"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".

Example two:

"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
by boggler December 8, 2009
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parade maker

(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.
Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
by Boggler March 15, 2004
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Saint Louis Sake

(n). Slang term for Bud Light beer, or any beer manufacturer that puts rice in their ingredients. As you may or may not know, Bud Light is made by Anheiser-Busch, and is based in Saint Louis, Missouri. One of the ingredients of Bud Light is rice. Who wants rice in their beer? Has this beer been outsourced to the East?
"Hey bartender, another round of Saint Louis sakes for my football friends!"
by boggler February 1, 2019
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