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Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.
by bob beeflips September 11, 2014
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Death to my enemies!

Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.
Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.

(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!
by bob beeflips June 25, 2009
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spamdom

Unintentional wisdom found in the subject line of Spam.
Spam: True manhood is renewable at any age √ make sure yourself.
Bob: I think what that means is that I can decide each day to recreate myself as a real man.
Beeflips: Ah, I see you've been drinking from the deep well of spamdom.
by bob beeflips June 6, 2009
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Gentleman of Harvard

1) From the film "The Social Network," meaning one does not sully one's esteemed status by stooping to the level of the hoi polloi.

2) Ironic/polite way of saying, "This is beneath me."
Example 1:
Tracy: Beef Jerky?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.
Example 2:

Tracy: Should we sue a squirrely little geek who stole our idea and is worth 25 billion?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.
by bob beeflips October 24, 2010
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Bebuddah

Something to be scared out of, instead of "bejesus."
Housing prices scare the bebuddah out of me.
by bob beeflips December 20, 2010
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pawtograph

An animal's autograph.
So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.
by bob beeflips June 9, 2011
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rent an ear

The act of pulling a single ear bud out, so that you can continue to listen to your music while starting a relatively unimportant conversation. Based on the Shakespeare quote, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."
T: Here comes that annoying JW.
B (listening to ipod): What?
T: Jesse White is coming. She's always talking about her stupid vegetarian phase.
B: I'm in the middle of "The Nazz," by Lord Buckley, but I guess I'll rent an ear.
by bob beeflips May 11, 2010
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