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spectabulous

This song is spectabulous
by bob October 22, 2003
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trogledyte

Dumbasses don't know what this word means.
by Bob October 10, 2003
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eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.
I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.
by Bob September 16, 2005
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Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz
A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy
by Bob March 26, 2005
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mop

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills
i just spilled my milk...better get the mop
by bob March 14, 2005
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Ildo

The term used to describe sticking a male penis between ones legs to create the illusion of a female vagina(mangina).
"Hey mum, look at my ildo! i look like a bitch!"
by bob March 19, 2003
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loq

laugh out quietly
LOQ, the guy who invented LOQ must be gay
by bob November 13, 2003
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