bob's definitions

spectabulous

totally sweet in every possible way

This song is spectabulous

by bob October 22, 2003

trogledyte

dumbass

Dumbasses don't know what this word means.

by Bob October 10, 2003

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

mop

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills

i just spilled my milk...better get the mop

by bob March 14, 2005

Ildo

The term used to describe sticking a male penis between ones legs to create the illusion of a female vagina(mangina).

"Hey mum, look at my ildo! i look like a bitch!"

by bob March 19, 2003

loq

laugh out quietly

LOQ, the guy who invented LOQ must be gay

by bob November 13, 2003