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1. a girl who wears an inch of padding

2. a wannabe whore who says she'll do anything but wouls never go farther than 1st base
1."her boobs are only big because she stuffs"

2."look at that teenie over there! she's such a whore!"
by bob May 11, 2004
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"so what are you doing tonight?"
"uh...life."
by bob June 19, 2003
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A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.
Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.
by bob January 28, 2004
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