bob's definitions

akimbo

To hold two pistols.

by Bob April 20, 2003

Mustang

1. Best selling sports car in America.

2. Car that attracts lots of female attention due to its great styling and lack of similarity to the Camaro, aka Mullet-Mobile.

Damn man, you fucked another girl in your Mustang?!

by Bob December 15, 2002

Penis

A long smooth shaft complete with two balls

You just put your Penis into my Vagina

by Bob May 13, 2003

squall

a moron misspelling of "squell", which means a stupid asshole

th4t p3rson w4s b3ing a sqall!!!

by bob March 3, 2003

metz

To promote or otherwise install a COTS product that has almost no support and is a crappy product

I've got a metz to install this weekend. Wish me luck.

Who installed this crappy metz?

by bob February 2, 2004

sheep pimp

a man who hang around fields pimpin sheep takin 60% percent of the profets

dean close pimps sheep all year round

by bob September 4, 2004

kfc bucket

a kfc bucket is quite simply a massive fanny

dean close has a kfc bucket

by bob September 4, 2004