bob's definitions

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

blivvy

Ten pounds of crap in a five-pound bag.

This headache is killing me. I feel like I've been hit with a blivvy.

by bob April 14, 2005

blingity

The level of one's blingage.

You have insulted my blingity

by bob May 8, 2003

aol

America online

A Crappy isp

by bob July 9, 2002

explosive diarrhea

when u shit so hard u ripp your ass hole

by bob May 1, 2003

ktb

The abbreviation for a KFC-Taco Bell.

Shall we hit up the KTB before the game?

by bob November 20, 2004

koons

a kid from twp. who gets mad booty

Your such a koons Bob.

by bob April 3, 2005