6 definitions by boaz

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As a Noun:

1. A well planned out and well executed personal prank.
2. A social experiment in which a group of people make reservations for popular restaurants and then bring large, stuffed fish beside which to sit during the meal, to the chagrin of other patrons.
3. A often costumed and seemingly random act of mischievious vandalism, usually accompanied by the words and phrases "Jonas", "Joner", "Jonas is Amish", "Penis", and especially "Nutsack".

As a verb:

To excute one of the aforementioned acts in a premeditated fashion.


"to ruckus" is often substituted for "to cause a ruckus"
The deviant youths planned a brilliant ruckus, involving painting a suspected communist classmate's driveway a brilliant crimson.

Unsuspecting, the schoolteacher was ruckused by masked teenagers wielding cucumbers and water balloon launchers.
by boaz September 16, 2004
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a slow-moving mammal found in Central and South America that uses its long claws to hang upside down from tree branches.
by boaz September 06, 2003
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n, Slang.

A red-haired, pale skinned person, who is a suspected Amish.
His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.
by boaz September 16, 2004
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What Hilary Clinto wabts to do to her husband
Hilary: He screwed too many women and left me like a whore. No I'm gonna Kill Bill
by boaz February 24, 2005
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