Definitions by bloopy

shy bear 

A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.

I can't believe he pulled off a shy bear behind the principal's back!

shy bear by Bloopy April 9, 2005

rat 

An old beaten-up motorbike, possibly second hand. Owners of motorbikes often affectionately call their crappiest bike 'The Rat'.

It's time I patched up the rat's exhaust pipe.

The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.

rat by Bloopy April 9, 2005

scan 

A futuristic slang word used in the Otherland book series, written by Tad Williams. It is used in a similar way to suck, and is possibly an abbreviation of scandalous. However, scan can mean anything from tease to creep out.

You really scan.

This homework assignment scans so bad.

This haunted house is too scanny for me.

He's been scanning since he was born.

Bob is the ultimate scan master.

scan by Bloopy April 9, 2005

blame the pixel 

The act of accusing a pixel of being at fault for something that goes wrong on your computer screen (or possibly something that goes wrong elsewhere). The expression was first used in relation to playing the computer game Worms, because a single pixel on the terrain can sometimes affect whether you win or lose the round.

Every time Windows crashes, I blame the pixel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger became a governor?? I know the pixels are behind this!

blame the pixel by Bloopy April 9, 2005

sweetastical 

Sweet and fantastical at the same time.

Mom, you cook a sweetastical roast duck!

sweetastical by Bloopy April 9, 2005

pwntang 

Put simply, pwntang is poontang that pwns

Damn, I had some fine pwntang in the weekend!

pwntang by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Peanut Slab 

A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company

I haven't had a Peanut Slab in a while.

Peanut Slab by Bloopy April 9, 2005