dwufty

A synonym for poo.
My dwufty made a big splash.

I can feel a big dwufty coming on.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.
Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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squeam

What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.
Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.

The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.
by Bloopy February 02, 2008
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rat

An old beaten-up motorbike, possibly second hand. Owners of motorbikes often affectionately call their crappiest bike 'The Rat'.
It's time I patched up the rat's exhaust pipe.

The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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fly's eyes

When a male moons someone and their balls are showing.
The boys on the bus mooned a group of girls on the sidewalk, with their fly's eyes prssed up against the window.

A couple walking along the beach were treated to fly's eyes, courtesy of a dirty old man up on the hill.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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Mumvee

A vehicle similar to the Humvee. A Mumvee is the next logical step above the SUV, and is always driven by Moms. The most offroad driving a Mumvee ever does is when picking up children from school. See also: MILF Mobile
The Mumvee is such a large vehicle compared to the SUV, that you could crash into a skyscraper and topple it without any injury to your children in the back seat.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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querafancible

An unspecified object or thing in the bathroom, as coined in the works of Robert A. Heinlein.
Can you hand me that querafancible?

Sorry, I knocked your querafancibles all over the bathroom floor.

There's a sale at the local drug store, querafancibles are half price!
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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