egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

by bLiTcH January 05, 2008

doughnut puncher

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.

Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.

by bLiTcH July 22, 2008

slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.

Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.

by bLiTcH January 08, 2009

penny pinching

This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.

As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.

by bLiTcH January 09, 2008

get good

when someone does something stupid or sucks at doing anything, you tell them to get good.

You got 10 kills. GET GOOD NOOB!

by bLiTcH January 09, 2008

Arizona

The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.

Have you ever been to Arizona?

Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it

Why not?

I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.

by bLiTcH November 17, 2007

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 04, 2010