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cum dunk

When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.
I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.
by bLiTcH February 4, 2008
mugGet the cum dunkmug.

periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.
Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.
by bLiTcH January 11, 2009
mugGet the periodic sexmug.

GG

GG usually means good game, but it also means get good.
teacher: what is the capital of illinois?

kid1: san fransisco?

kid2: GG baddie
by bLiTcH January 8, 2009
mugGet the GGmug.

macaroni and cheese nipples

A girl who has macaroni and cheese nipples has abnormally long nipples and is lactating. The milk excreted from the nip dries around the end and oozes out uncontrollably, thus looking like day old macaroni and cheese.
Dan: "Dude does courtney have macaroni stuck on her chest?"

Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."
by bLiTcH January 8, 2009
mugGet the macaroni and cheese nipplesmug.

penny pinching

This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.
As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
mugGet the penny pinchingmug.

picasso poo

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
mugGet the picasso poomug.

bonfire

A bonfire is the result of 2 or more fire crotches have sex with each other.
There was a huge bonfire at the party last night. At least 5 fire crotches were having an orgy.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
mugGet the bonfiremug.

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