A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.
A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.
An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 27, 2025
One of various expensive, hard-to-source automotive fluids required (and serviced at periodic intervals per the manufacturer's warranty) to keep your vehicle's continuously-variable transmission (or "tranny") transitioning smoothly from male to female or vice-versa. Usually sold alongside the Unobtainium and other specialist wares in advanced automotive gender identity clinics.
Gender fluid will typically transition from a healthy pink hue to a light blue, depending upon your vehicle's preferred. pronouns. If you are unsure which to use, it's best to consult an automotive gender identity clinic (or "tranny shop") and fall back to singular they/them unless the instructions packaged with your vehicle request a specific pronoun.
Manual "stick-shift" vehicles will most often identify with he/him pronouns, and automatic "slush box" vehicles with she/her, but it's best to never assume unless you've had your motorcar's gender fluid analysed by a skilled endocrinologist.
Manual "stick-shift" vehicles will most often identify with he/him pronouns, and automatic "slush box" vehicles with she/her, but it's best to never assume unless you've had your motorcar's gender fluid analysed by a skilled endocrinologist.
by bitchuck August 05, 2024
One of various specialised automotive fluids essential to keep your vehicle's continuously variable tranny smoothly transitioning from female ("slush box" mode, she/her/hers) to male ( "stick shift", he/him/his) and back - or to anywhere in-between.
Traded at a higher price compared to most unobtanium-based motorcar accessories, automotive "gender fluid" can be distinguished from ordinary "tranny fluid" by its consistency and its tendency to transition from pink to baby blue and de-transition just as rapidly.
Traded at a higher price compared to most unobtanium-based motorcar accessories, automotive "gender fluid" can be distinguished from ordinary "tranny fluid" by its consistency and its tendency to transition from pink to baby blue and de-transition just as rapidly.
My vehicle was having issues with being addressed with the wrong pronouns by an aftermarket remote starter kit. The identity questions were addressed not by an ordinary "tranny shop" but by a specialist automotive gender identity clinic. the remote start and the power train control module were replaced with non-binary computers, able to track the correct pronouns in real time. The transmission was reprogrammed to transition from "stick-shift in low gear" (pronouns he/him) to "gender-neutral with the parking brake set" (singular they/them). at which point the vehicle could be remote-started using a clutch bypass relay and judicious use of the correct, gender-neutral pronouns. One last check to top off my vehicle's genderfluid (they/them) and I'm back on the road and back to life in the fast lane.
by bitchuck November 02, 2024
A list of people to do and things to see before you die.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
by bitchuck September 14, 2024
When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.
One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.
In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".
Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.
In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".
Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.
by bitchuck October 23, 2023
A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.
They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
by bitchuck May 26, 2025