In homosexual male oral sex, to force the penis into the throat in such a way that it either blocks the airway or triggers gagging, coughing, retching or induces vomiting. The implication is either that the penis is abnormally large or that the sexual technique of the person receiving the oral favours is overly aggressive (for instance, pounding away at the throat as if it were a vagina).
Bigger is better, right? Blocking the throat during oral isn't sexy in real life, but that hasn't stopped the creation of multiple pornographic videos titled "gag the fag" or some variation thereof.
by bitchuck September 03, 2021
One of various specialised automotive fluids essential to keep your vehicle's continuously variable tranny smoothly transitioning from female ("slush box" mode, she/her/hers) to male ( "stick shift", he/him/his) and back - or to anywhere in-between.
Traded at a higher price compared to most unobtanium-based motorcar accessories, automotive "gender fluid" can be distinguished from ordinary "tranny fluid" by its consistency and its tendency to transition from pink to baby blue and de-transition just as rapidly.
Traded at a higher price compared to most unobtanium-based motorcar accessories, automotive "gender fluid" can be distinguished from ordinary "tranny fluid" by its consistency and its tendency to transition from pink to baby blue and de-transition just as rapidly.
My vehicle was having issues with being addressed with the wrong pronouns by an aftermarket remote starter kit. The identity questions were addressed not by an ordinary "tranny shop" but by a specialist automotive gender identity clinic. the remote start and the power train control module were replaced with non-binary computers, able to track the correct pronouns in real time. The transmission was reprogrammed to transition from "stick-shift in low gear" (pronouns he/him) to "gender-neutral with the parking brake set" (singular they/them). at which point the vehicle could be remote-started using a clutch bypass relay and judicious use of the correct, gender-neutral pronouns. One last check to top off my vehicle's genderfluid (they/them) and I'm back on the road and back to life in the fast lane.
by bitchuck November 02, 2024
A brand of male undergarments, created as a clever bit of demographic marketing. The target demographic is male homosexuals in the United Kingdom - a narrow but apparently-profitable niche.
A brand of britches kissing up to the backsides of male homosexuals? It looks like demographic marketers (and their bumchums) will do anything, and kiss any butt, just to chase the pink pound in this country.
by bitchuck August 27, 2024
When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.
One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.
In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".
Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.
In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".
Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.
by bitchuck October 23, 2023
Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.
by bitchuck September 18, 2024
Where my cum goes. A bucket full to the brim with fresh spunk, usually placed on one night stand where it is used to collect the semen from circle jerks, orgies, gangbangs and bukkakes.
Like a chum bucket, but without the 'H'. In a circle jerk, the last one to come in the communal cum bucket gets to drink the whole thing.
This cup, jar or small bucket is available in various sizes, including a handy handheld container peddled by skeezy websites which repeatedly invite you to "buy the cumbucket mug".
Like a chum bucket, but without the 'H'. In a circle jerk, the last one to come in the communal cum bucket gets to drink the whole thing.
This cup, jar or small bucket is available in various sizes, including a handy handheld container peddled by skeezy websites which repeatedly invite you to "buy the cumbucket mug".
Also, an affectionate term of endearment for the provocatively-dressed sexually liberated unique treasure who offers to slurp up the whole bucket with you after everyone has made a deposit — and remains thirsty for more. This loving cumbucket will invite you not only to coat her in your special sauce, but to fill all of her holes with your yummy cream. She will make you cum buckets. If you find her, marry her and be very happy for the rest of your days.
by bitchuck September 02, 2024
A printed book created as a charming parody of a children's book series originally entitled "Curious George".
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
The original "Curious George" series may have been suitable for kids. "Bi-Curious George"? It looks to be a small printed book in the same format and style, but is packed with innuendo about his desire for sea men and the monkey business he gets up to with fire fighters. Likely an inside joke, for adults.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
by bitchuck August 09, 2024