CHUM

A Toronto radio station which serves primarily as shark bait.

CHUM was historically owned by the Waters family.
Bell Media are sharks and are the scourge of CHUM-infested Waters.
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René

René is a French boy's name meaning "re-born", where « né » (m.) or « née » (f.) mean "born" (naître - to be born).

The corresponding female name is therefore Renée... like the 1966 song "Just Walk Away Renée".
If you named your daughter René instead of Renée, sadly, YOU ARE ILLITERATE.

There are or were a few notables in Québec such as musician « René Simard » and politician « René Lévesque ».

They identify as male.
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drag mother

An established drag queen who mentors a new queen, her “daughter,” on how to get started or introduces her to drag.

A drag performer engages in live theatrical performance as a member of the opposite gender ("drag king" if female-to-male, "drag queen" if male-to-female). Their sex and gender presentation is usually exaggerated to comic effect.
It is not uncommon for a drag performer to choose a stage name so that the last name matches that of a mentor. For instance, if "Amanda Fox" were mentor to "Britney" who in turn was mentor to "Charlotte", naming them as a "house", "family" or "lineage" would pass part of drag mother Amanda's name on to the others as "Britney Fox" and "Charlotte Fox".
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fair bra Tanya

Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.
The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.

From The Maple Leaf Forever:

In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
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Plan D&C

Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.
Already tried Plan B? Then you'd better have a Plan D&C!
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Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual

The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.
I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?

There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.
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