Definitions by bitchuck
genderfluid
One of various specialised automotive fluids essential to keep your vehicle's continuously variable tranny smoothly transitioning from female ("slush box" mode, she/her/hers) to male ( "stick shift", he/him/his) and back - or to anywhere in-between.
Traded at a higher price compared to most unobtanium-based motorcar accessories, automotive "gender fluid" can be distinguished from ordinary "tranny fluid" by its consistency and its tendency to transition from pink to baby blue and de-transition just as rapidly.
Traded at a higher price compared to most unobtanium-based motorcar accessories, automotive "gender fluid" can be distinguished from ordinary "tranny fluid" by its consistency and its tendency to transition from pink to baby blue and de-transition just as rapidly.
My vehicle was having issues with being addressed with the wrong pronouns by an aftermarket remote starter kit. The identity questions were addressed not by an ordinary "tranny shop" but by a specialist automotive gender identity clinic. the remote start and the power train control module were replaced with non-binary computers, able to track the correct pronouns in real time. The transmission was reprogrammed to transition from "stick-shift in low gear" (pronouns he/him) to "gender-neutral with the parking brake set" (singular they/them). at which point the vehicle could be remote-started using a clutch bypass relay and judicious use of the correct, gender-neutral pronouns. One last check to top off my vehicle's genderfluid (they/them) and I'm back on the road and back to life in the fast lane.
genderfluid by bitchuck November 2, 2024
The fleas of a thousand Kamalas
An ancient Arabian curse which has dogged the Trump party and which will continue to do so effectively and lethally.
The curse that Arabia invoked to defeat Trump's basket of deplorables:
"May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your groinal area,
and may your tiny hands be too inadequate to scratch."
"May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your groinal area,
and may your tiny hands be too inadequate to scratch."
The fleas of a thousand Kamalas by bitchuck November 1, 2024
Poundtown State Penitentiary
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.
You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary
Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary
Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
Poundtown State Penitentiary by bitchuck November 1, 2024
vaginal canal
Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.
The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.
vaginal canal by bitchuck October 6, 2024
wooden fireplace
Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.
Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."
Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
wooden fireplace by bitchuck October 5, 2024
René
René is a French boy's name meaning "re-born", where « né » (m.) or « née » (f.) mean "born" (naître - to be born).
The corresponding female name is therefore Renée... like the 1966 song "Just Walk Away Renée".
The corresponding female name is therefore Renée... like the 1966 song "Just Walk Away Renée".
If you named your daughter René instead of Renée, sadly, YOU ARE ILLITERATE.
There are or were a few notables in Québec such as musician « René Simard » and politician « René Lévesque ».
They identify as male.
There are or were a few notables in Québec such as musician « René Simard » and politician « René Lévesque ».
They identify as male.
PEnnsylvania 6-5000
The telephone number of the former Hotel Pennsylvania (1919-2020) opposite Penn Station in midtown Manhattan, NYC.
Glenn Miller performed live network radio broadcasts from the hotel's Café Rouge ballroom in 1940, using the hotel's telephone number in one of the song titles.
Glenn Miller performed live network radio broadcasts from the hotel's Café Rouge ballroom in 1940, using the hotel's telephone number in one of the song titles.
The elements of the original PEnnsylvania 6-5000 are all a distant memory. The original Penn Station was torn down in 1963, the hotel in 2020. Glenn Miller did deploy a band to entertain troops in World War II and is missing in action. A call to +1-212-PE6-5000 today just gives an interactive voice response message announcing that the hotel is permanently closed.
PEnnsylvania 6-5000 by bitchuck September 20, 2024