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1000 Islands

A geographic region located directly on the Ontario-New York border.in the picturesque St. Lawrence Valley.
In the steamship era, the 1000 Islands was a playground for New York City's most wealthy and famous, as it was possible to arrive by rail in a single day. Now that the jet set have aircraft, they've gone further afield and the world is their oyster.
by bitchuck June 13, 2025
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Rob Banks

A noted British police constable with an unfortunate name.
Don't rob any banks.

If you rob banks, Police Constable Rob Banks will arrest you and have the local magistrate throw you into something called a gaol.
by bitchuck December 14, 2024
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René

René is a French boy's name meaning "re-born", where « né » (m.) or « née » (f.) mean "born" (naître - to be born).

The corresponding female name is therefore Renée... like the 1966 song "Just Walk Away Renée".
If you named your daughter René instead of Renée, sadly, YOU ARE ILLITERATE.

There are or were a few notables in Québec such as musician « René Simard » and politician « René Lévesque ».

They identify as male.
by bitchuck September 21, 2024
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vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.
The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.
by bitchuck October 6, 2024
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slut hen

A chick who is constantly looking for cocks. She mainly values them for their peckers.

Invariably, there's one or more of these in any henhouse.
A slut rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do".

A slut hen says "any cock will do".
by bitchuck August 4, 2024
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cum dumptruck

A big fat arse that just will not quit. The cum dump truck is a fusion of two concepts:

A "dump truck arse" is a serious badonkadonk, a ghetto booty. Not just a little bubble butt.

A "cum dump" or "cum dumpster" is a female or receptive partner willing to accept mobile sperm bank deposits from multiple males, a walking spermbank.

Combine the two and get some serious bootay that just will not quit.
That gal has a seriously-fine cum dumptruck of a bootay, she can haul away load after load and still have room for more. I would like nothing more than to drop to my knees and kiss that amazing badonkadonk. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

I like big butts, I cannot lie. Baby got back!
by bitchuck November 25, 2025
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DHCP lease breaking party

A particularly-wild form of LAN party which is held by disgruntled tenants attempting to induce their upstream provider to terminate a fixed-term DHCP lease before its expiry date. The usual targets are unscrupulous phone and cable operators who lock victims into one-sided multi-year contracts and refuse to let them leave, even as they unilaterally and repeatedly raise prices for inferior service. It's like the cockroach motel, where they check in but they don't check out.

The idea is to annoy providers just enough that they suddenly beg the tenant to leave or even seek to evict instead of holding them hostage to a fixed-term which is no longer useful to a client who needs to be able to leave without penalty after having taken a lucrative job in another city.
Likely apocryphal, the DHCP lease breaking party is a fusion of three intertwined concepts:

- A "lease breaking party" in residential tenancy is a party or gathering that disturbs other neighbouring tenants enough to induce a landlord to break the lease

- A "LAN party" is a wild gathering of video game geeks which degenerates into a "rainbow party" like orgy of video game players competing to see how far down the joystick each can leave their respective lip prints; these events are associated with widespreaad abuse of LAN party drugs and overclocking on highly-customised water-cooled gaming PC's.

- A "DHCP lease" is a feature of the Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol which attempts to hold an Internet Protocol address for a predefined "lease" time so that it may be assigned to the same device when it reconnects.

These wild LAN parties often end badly, with clients going from multi homed to homeless or being bumped off the network entirely. A particularly wild DHCP lease breaking party with extensive LAN party drug use is highly disruptive to tenants of neighbouring IP addresses. An orgy of video games, online porn and bacchanalia tends to degenerate into sloppy seconds bandwidth and conditions prone to spread computer virii, but the situation with most low-rent ISP's is so dismal that client PC's have few other viable options.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
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