scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

drop seller

A merchant with no inventory who orders his merchandise from a third party when dealing with a customer.

The practice of being a drop seller is common on internet auctions sites such as eBay but it's frowned upon by buyers who pay for the item and have to wait for the seller to aquire the item which may not be in stock.

by bill the cat October 28, 2008

greaseback

A greaser with so much oil in his hair that it drips down the back of his shirt.

The greaseback left a stain on the chair.

by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat July 17, 2008

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Mexican justice

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

by Bill the Cat May 09, 2008

Chevy Chase

A Maryland town just outside of Washington, D.C. which was formed long before a certain SNL castmember was born.

We drove to Chevy Chase but when we got there we forgot we left our pet dog tied to the bumper.

by Bill the Cat May 17, 2008