Definitions by bill the cat

tank wipe  

The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.

The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .

tank wipe by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008

narrowback 

A lazy person of Irish descent who will not perform any honest work.

The narrowbacks stole my potatoes.

narrowback by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

furback

A slang term for illegal aliens who sneak into the United States from Canada. The term was used by a hispanic judge in 1996 Sliders episode "As Time Goes By" where in an alternate universe the United States was settled by the Spanish so gringo furbacks were coming from Canada instead of wetbacks from Mexico.

The furbacks are trimming my hedges.

furback by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

greaseback

A greaser with so much oil in his hair that it drips down the back of his shirt.

The greaseback left a stain on the chair.

greaseback by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

sinkie 

A person who eats their food over the kitchen sink to save cleaning up any mess. Usually is a bachelor who lives alone in a small apartment.

A sinkie likes to eat his beans straight out the pot.

sinkie by Bill the Cat May 18, 2008

moonraker 

Term for people originating from the county of Wiltshire, England. Their ancestors were tough and built Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain and kicked Viking and Roman butt.

You could tell he's a moonraker because he's raking the moon's reflection in the pond.

moonraker by Bill the Cat May 18, 2008

Chevy Chase

A Maryland town just outside of Washington, D.C. which was formed long before a certain SNL castmember was born.

We drove to Chevy Chase but when we got there we forgot we left our pet dog tied to the bumper.

Chevy Chase by Bill the Cat May 17, 2008