bill's definitions

harelegger

a born and raised local of Shelter Island,New York

city people arn`t hareleggers

by Bill January 17, 2004

big bud

A mostly indica strain of marijuana that was first grown in holland. It was bred to give an unusually high yeild. Sometimes the lower stems will break under the weight of the buds.

If you grow a big bud plant you should tie the bottom branches to the stalk so they will not break.

by Bill February 9, 2005

wall

A very technical device designed to separate one area from another, and often to provide security to one or more of the said separated areas. It functions by a complex system of interconnected particles forming an impassible barrier that one should not walk into at medium to high speeds, or one risks damage.

The wall that separates my feet from a sausage melted in the shower of tuna.

by bill December 15, 2002

cane

A University of Miami student identified by profuse drug use. Derived from COCAINE

Why can't the Cane player get into a huddle on the field anymore? It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

by Bill May 2, 2004

Ruptured Duck

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

by bill April 23, 2005

braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

by Bill June 18, 2006

shoobie

n. Tourist, particularly one who in the course of his/her activities interferes with the traditional usage of beach areas. (Rest easy, Dave. Origin: New Jersey, c. 1920)

It's getting more difficult each day to catch waves with all these shoobies in the water!

by Bill May 2, 2003