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We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.
by Bill May 20, 2004
Get the cooter scootermug. Jount can be used as a replacement for ANY noun. If used as a verb, it also acts as a license to get punched in the face by those who feel like punching you.
Q: "What is the meaning of life?"
A: "Jount."
A: "Jount."
by Bill February 8, 2003
Get the jountmug. 
To give over to the care of another; entrust.
To deliver (merchandise, for example) for custody or sale.
in other words cossimy,or spot or front merchandise
To deliver (merchandise, for example) for custody or sale.
in other words cossimy,or spot or front merchandise
"Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow" -Notorious "Ten Crack Commandments"
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow" -Notorious "Ten Crack Commandments"
by Bill March 10, 2005
Get the consignmentmug. n. Tourist, particularly one who in the course of his/her activities interferes with the traditional usage of beach areas. (Rest easy, Dave. Origin: New Jersey, c. 1920)
by Bill May 2, 2003
Get the shoobiemug. An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.
Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.
If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.
But at least you'll look good, eh?
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.
Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.
If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.
But at least you'll look good, eh?
by Bill June 18, 2006
Get the bracesmug. The skin that is contained in the crotchular area of an individual, be it male or female. It starts at the pubic bone and reaches the anus with a small epidermal portion of the legs surrounding it on the left and right.
Oye, my zorch is killing me dear. It's quite chapped and raw.
Fucking crap man, I've got a housing project for crabs being built in my zorch right now. Im'a hafta get a bottle of that Rid shit and douse my junk in it.
You can fucking lick out my zorch, ya bitch!
Fucking crap man, I've got a housing project for crabs being built in my zorch right now. Im'a hafta get a bottle of that Rid shit and douse my junk in it.
You can fucking lick out my zorch, ya bitch!
by Bill February 14, 2004
Get the zorchmug.