bert's definitions

melonite

See wordGeeword

by Bert March 26, 2003

killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals

Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head

by bert February 16, 2004

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by bert April 10, 2005

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004

Asseater

One who Craves eating a dirty stinky hole and the shit that comes from it.

shiteater in Calif

by Bert December 11, 2003

weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson

Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho

by Bert November 4, 2003

Troj

He thinks skidoo is good but it is not. He thinks he is cool also, but he is not. He doesn't have a life really.

Vaginal/ Un-Cool/ Likes Males. Needs a Slap

by Bert March 7, 2005