Definitions by benny

niner 

A response to answer any question that you didn't hear, didn't like, or didn't give a fuck about. Can be easily replaced with "nine." Can also be used to describe anything or anyone. "Nine" is the true answer to any numerical question.

Question: Did you get the laundry done?
Answer: niner
-or-

Question: How many cells make up the haman body?
Answer: nine

niner by benny February 17, 2004

Womble 

When a cat puts all their legs under their body while sitting on the ground hiding their paws. Making them look compleatly legless.

Tabby is a womble

Womble by Benny February 5, 2004

colonblow

A maximum-strength laxative, not for the faint of heart. You will literally shit your guts out. The mucus lining your intestines will be removed.

"Poopin' Is cool"
"Have a crappy day!"

colonblow by Benny February 4, 2004

Fax 

A boy who was accused of having Fat Sex thus the nickname of Fax being created (FAt and seX)

"Hey Fax"
"Im gonna kill u"

Fax by Benny January 22, 2004

Surmbo

surmbo: a rediculous scheme waiting to backfire at any moment or a plan or idea that seems to go backwards

This whole new word idea is surmbo

Surmbo by Benny January 18, 2004

woodpussy 

A canoing enthusiast.

That guy is a serious woodpussy.

woodpussy by benny October 2, 2003

excuse my french 

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

excuse my french by benny September 5, 2003