woodpussy

another word for a skunk

dude, it smells like woodpussy

by don't worry December 5, 2002

woodpussy

a punk band fron norman, oklahoma

hey, did you see woodpussy blow-up that oil derek in black rock?

by shellie woodpussy April 14, 2003

woodpussy

A canoing enthusiast.

That guy is a serious woodpussy.

by benny October 2, 2003

woodpussy

You'r in the woods. It stinks. You smell Wood. You smell Pussy. It must be "woodpussy"

"dude, what's that stink?"
"Smells like WOODPUSSY to me!"

by Big Daddy July 6, 2003

woodpussy

A vagina carved from hardwood such as oak or cherry. Use of this object for sexual pleasure can cause serious pain from splinters and lack of yield of the object.

He had is wang clawed off by a woodpussy.

by Big John & Friends July 6, 2003

woodpussy

A device useful for getting rid of door-to-door salesmen and religious advertisers.

Door rings. It's a JW.
"Let the woodpussy answer the door"

by Azzacanth October 2, 2003

woodpussied

Being that a woodpussy is a skunk, getting "woodpussied" is getting loaded, skunked, shitfaced, etc.

Last night Dietz and Byron Rodslammer drank a handle of Beam and a case of Schlitz and gontinued to get severely woodpussied. I think Dietz may have even shit his pants.

by The Ochos December 14, 2005