benjamin's definitions

she has about 14 STDS

Curt's college sister who, blatantly, has 14 STDs. She is a genuine butt-whore, I hear one a kind; however, her vagina is extemely loose because of years of sexual intercourse with beastly negro penis.

Curt's older sister is fucking hot, but that bitch loves that dark meat. If I was you, I'd go for something a little more clean.

by Benjamin February 27, 2005

butt chunks

A brown poopy substance containing large particles of waiste.

I pooped brown butt chunks on my turtle in the toilet.

by Benjamin April 29, 2003

nouveau riche

A term of reference used by the already rich to describe people who had the audacity to become rich by actually working for it rather than by patronage and inheritance.

One could argue that the only validity of the derogatory moniker is for those who have more money than class - but then that could be said of the more traditional rich.

This ski resort is full of nouveau riche!

by Benjamin May 13, 2005

Skull Duggary

The epitomy of Tom-Foolery

All that talk of Jews being cool is just a buch of Skull Duggary

by Benjamin August 6, 2003

scorbutic

1) Of, relating to, resembling, or affected by scurvy

2) The online pseudonym of the guy who does many things online. Creator of Jennifer's Quest, DeBUG Inc, DiWF, to name a few things. He's well-known for doing BKS, and is also linked to the online games "Get Tiffany" and "Habbo Hotel".

1) "They counteracted the fatal consequences of scurvy and particularly of blood loss through the scorbutic vascular wall"

2) "Scorbutic is a great guy, I wonder what he'll do next"

by Benjamin May 24, 2004

el

AS indicated,a blunt..But specifically rolled from the wrapper of a store bought El Producto cigar

Yo spark up that el

by Benjamin May 30, 2004

Warm Taco

The act of shitting in ones taco shell and eating it in front of a large group of gay homeless men.

Bob Warm Tacoed all those homeless guys over there!

by Benjamin July 14, 2006