A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
by benighse June 27, 2009
The ability of Democrats and Republicans to see the other party's sexual trysts as morally reprehensible while excusing their own party's sex scandals.
Every Republican points to Former Democrat President Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky and bemoans the fact he should have been impeached and removed from office, while noting or overlooking that Republicans Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Mark Sanford, John Ensign and Larry Craig among others were or are entitled to finish their terms in office while their sex scandals are excused. This partisansexship remains an on-going dichotomy not easily explained by rational thinking human beings.
by benighse January 09, 2010
Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.
Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.
by benighse November 20, 2009
If you have a stupid Governor and cannot speak nice about him, then he has truly become a Gub'Nor for the idiots who still support him.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.
by benighse June 24, 2009
When opposing football fans make you mad, you simply let your BudBird fly. If you are 86 and own an NFL team, then the BudBird is valued at $250,000. Fine, let them both fly.
If BudBirds are worth $250,000, what would a fullblown Italian signal of hand to opposite inner elbow signaling "UpYours!" cost in the NFL? Let's have Bud demonstrate it on the balcony next week and find out.
If BudBirds are worth $250,000, what would a fullblown Italian signal of hand to opposite inner elbow signaling "UpYours!" cost in the NFL? Let's have Bud demonstrate it on the balcony next week and find out.
by benighse November 19, 2009
A political philosophy that a Republican can do no wrong even while doing terrible wrongs.
A Republican who espouses that he stands for Family Values while having an adulterous affair; who advocates he is godly as a Judeo-Christian while claiming no other religion should be considered of any, let alone, equal value under law; who believes in Fiscal Responsibility while spending like a drunken sailor; who espouses support for the Constitution while ignoring personal and privacy rights guaranteed therein; who says we should not be the world policeman while advocating preemptive war; who concludes America stands for liberty and freedom except for every other American that he disagrees with and their liberties and freedoms; and who claims to have personal intelligence while conversing with others as if he were an absolute idiot.
A Republican who espouses that he stands for Family Values while having an adulterous affair; who advocates he is godly as a Judeo-Christian while claiming no other religion should be considered of any, let alone, equal value under law; who believes in Fiscal Responsibility while spending like a drunken sailor; who espouses support for the Constitution while ignoring personal and privacy rights guaranteed therein; who says we should not be the world policeman while advocating preemptive war; who concludes America stands for liberty and freedom except for every other American that he disagrees with and their liberties and freedoms; and who claims to have personal intelligence while conversing with others as if he were an absolute idiot.
by benighse July 01, 2009
I told those guys not to go surfing in shark infested waters. One of them got eaten by the Great White Shark. It's just payback for those of us who eat sushi....the shark just decided to have some humshi...tastes like chicken.
by benighse February 05, 2010