ben's definitions

yaknahmsayin

"Do you know what I am saying?"

Damn, that shit fucked a brotha up, yaknahmsayin?

by Ben October 15, 2004

duff

To strike

Geoff pushed me so I duffed him in the face.

by ben October 6, 2003

Maverick

Reverse Shocker. Two in the poo, one in the coo. Two in the ass, one in the grass. Inverted shocker dive. (source-Top Gun)

After applying the shocker, turn wrist 180 degrees counter clock-wise (thumb to the south) and re-insert. This will result in a white gooey substance. Don't be alarmed.

by Ben November 17, 2003

soylent green

1. Food made from dead people.
2. A really bad and cliched SciFi movie.

"This Soylent Green tasted like Uncle Phil"

by ben November 18, 2003

2 by 4

twenty four ounce can of beer

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)

by Ben March 24, 2005

Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

by Ben September 19, 2003

peep

To hook up with in sexual context.

I peeped a fly honey last night

by Ben April 10, 2005